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For Girly Beach Weekend 2010, Emily is having a custom Monopoly board made with Beach House stuff on it. I thought, what is a custom board without custom figures?

In this blurry cell phone picture, we have represented:

-The World’s Largest Frying Pan, located in Long Beach -A sand castle, for the annual competition at Cannon Beach -A bottle of wine, because we are fueled by booze -Jake the Alligator Man, located at Marsh’s Free Museum in Long Beach -That Smug Bastard Bald Eagle who flies away whenever Emily tries to photograph him -The horse that gave Anne epic facial swelling -A crab for Jackie-Chan style stomping on the beach -An elephant in a shower cap, which is completely an in-joke -The ‘I’m Calling Grandma’ creepy doll that weI hid all over the house -And, of course, the blowjob pirate.

7 Comments All productive & shit

  1. amazoni January 19, 2010 at 10:48 am

    OMG I cannot wait! This=hilarity!

    1. admin January 19, 2010 at 9:35 pm

      I actually got something done well before the due date.

      For the first time in the history of ever.

      I’m shocked, too.

  2. Anonymous January 19, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    My name is Schemily, and it rhymes with…

    That is so beyond awesome, I just don’t know what to say!!

    As I started gathering pictures and ideas, I had to read the rules for Monopoly and realized why I haven’t played it in 10 years. It is all MATH. We’re going to need some very funny cards to compensate for the MATH. Bleah!

    You are quite the artist – I love the figurines. Perfection in clay.

    1. admin January 19, 2010 at 9:35 pm

      Re: My name is Schemily, and it rhymes with…

      I just remember the monopoly games of my youth stretching out foreeever until someone eventually flipped the board in a rage to end the game.

      Do you get custom chance and community chest cards as well, or just spaces?

  3. mschilepepper January 20, 2010 at 2:41 am

    Those are indeed super-fantastic! The beach weekend sounds like way too much fun.

  4. poetrix618 February 3, 2010 at 8:27 am

    I guess I know which figurine is mine. Just warn me not to rub it on my eye if we’re drinking.

    I loooooove these. They are awesome, therefore you are.

    Hey, where’s Loose Caboose? 😉

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