PROJECT: Flood the Office…I see you’ve played knifey-hookey before!

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PROJECT: Flood the Office…I see you’ve played knifey-hookey before!

“So…godqueen of packageland, hmm? This wouldn’t have anything to do with the comment I made a few weeks ago, would it?”

“…I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (exit, stage left)

I have to admit, I was pretty excited about this one, coming from corsair street and all, especially since last week pandemoniachick said “I found the most ridiculously awesome-looking sword in the entire world. It was part pirate cutlass, part no one knows what. The hilt had a goddamn hook on the end. A HOOK. LIKE A PIRATE HOOK. It was completely retarded.”

…AND COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME. 0012txbc

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s640x480 No one, but NO ONE, is going to fuck with you when they see your sword sheath and hilt are covered in skulls. Skulls mean you are a badass. A badass with a HOOK.

I think it’s important that everyone know that the hook is removable, so one could theoretically hook and jab at the same time. The blade itself isn’t all that sharp, but the hook is actually quite wicked, and I forsee myself getting hurt in some sort of hilarious fashion involving said hook. Perhaps I’ll put an eye out–after all, it’s all fun and games once someone loses an eye.

As soon as I figure out how to get this heavy bugger to stay on the wall, it will have a place of honor in the pirate bathroom. Thank you so much, pandemoniachick!

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6 Comments PROJECT: Flood the Office…I see you’ve played knifey-hookey before!

  1. pandemoniachick October 19, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Man, I was all excited for you to get this one. I’m really glad I went and found a new one because the one I found was more expensive and all busted the hell up. And while busted the hell up may make you look like an experienced swashbuckler, it takes all the fun out of busting it the hell up yourself.

    Please don’t hook your eye out, though. Unless you’re already in the emergency room. Then I don’t see a problem with it.

    1. admin October 20, 2007 at 12:57 am

      I have all sorts of medical insurance now that protects me from my dumbassery. 😀 I may have to take the swordfighting class offered nearby so that I can bust it the hell up in an awesome manner. Y’know, or come out and visit sometime and we’ll duel.

  2. smacksaw October 19, 2007 at 11:42 pm

    A hooker sword.

    1. admin October 20, 2007 at 12:58 am

      The hook is detachable, so you can do your hooking on the side.

  3. cordelia_rose October 21, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    after all, it’s all fun and games once someone loses an eye.

    SFW strap-on devision UNIT

  4. vurumai November 1, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    this is maybe the most awesome combination of pirate/ninja apparel even been created

    If ever i had doubts about weather or not you needed to be my e-friend these pictures have assuaged me

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