“There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they’d be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.” Until now, molded into the shape of piglets for your oven-roasting pleasure and Thanksgiving delight.

Pros: This is probably the only time you’d be able to say “Oh man, I’m so hungry I could eat a whole pig” and actually be able to do it, you don’t win friends with salad, as far as hog faces go the molded piglet face is cuter than the porchetta face.

Cons: Would you even be able to take a bite without hearing “Baa Ram Ewe”?, once you’ve started on the molded food craze your table will be covered in turkey shaped butter and jello molded into hooves, also kind of looks like a naked puppy which adds a whole new dimension to your holiday table.

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Now, I know you’re going to make a snap judgement on this one as soon as you see the picture, without considering the pros and cons, so I am going to present them beforehand, which of course, you’re going to ignore in favor of the photo. STILL.

Things to consider:

Pros: What’s not to love about cheese and bacon? Probably the most nutritious/healthy of the nom or voms so far, even with the inclusion of cheese and bacon.

Cons: You’d have to be blindfolded to eat it, and maybe even that wouldn’t stop the screaming.

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Paula Deen branded Butter Flavored Lip Balm. Things to consider:

Pro: Having it on your lips might be like eating a piece of really buttery toast all day, or like a delicious buttery kissing lubricant

Cons: The idea of rubbing your lips with a stick of butter (real or lip balm-y), the scent of artificial butter (especially over a long period of time)

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