Quote of the day, overheard from one white trash hen to another. And I’m not paraphrasing, as each word was burned into my mind as I heard them.

“So she was outside, in the sun, watching her neighbor get evicted. Out in the sun. And then, all of a sudden, her uh, eye, uh retina! Her retina like detached right then. So she said see, she was being punished for watching her neighbor get evicted.”

Moral of the story: watch your neighbors on cloudy days? Just listen to them get evicted? It’s a puzzle to be sure.

Today’s defining moment:

“Please put your feet up in the stirrups and spread your legs.” “Dr. Zhai, I like you, but not in that way.” “…” “OH GOD OW. OW. OW.”

Exeunt.