Aesop has got nothing on these hens.

Quote of the day, overheard from one white trash hen to another. And I’m not paraphrasing, as each word was burned into my mind as I heard them.

“So she was outside, in the sun, watching her neighbor get evicted. Out in the sun. And then, all of a sudden, her uh, eye, uh retina! Her retina like detached right then. So she said see, she was being punished for watching her neighbor get evicted.”

Moral of the story: watch your neighbors on cloudy days? Just listen to them get evicted? It’s a puzzle to be sure.

14 Comments Aesop has got nothing on these hens.

  1. stationary_jew March 13, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Clearly she was taken a sinful joy in the eviction, aided by the knowledge that it was a hot day when missing the shade of a roof would be and extra level of insult.

    1. admin March 13, 2008 at 9:11 pm

      She’s like a Christmas miracle in reverse. 😀

  2. scearley March 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    oddly enough, this is also what happens when you watch a “romantic comedy” at the drive-in.

    1. admin March 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm

      I wish it would happen to people who watch romantic comedies in general. And to anyone who was ever involved in the production of one.

      And replace ‘detached retina’ with ‘internal bleeding’.

      1. scearley March 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm

        I just have a particular feeling for drive-ins. Wanna make a douchebag movie and put it in the theaters? Fine. 13 year old girls have money too.

        But at the drive-in? If people aren’t getting blowed up good and working the chopsocky then KEEP THAT SHIT OUT.

        1. admin March 13, 2008 at 7:41 pm

          I think they should only show horror films at drive-ins.

          1. scearley March 13, 2008 at 8:23 pm

            and westerns.
            and pirate movies.

          2. scearley March 13, 2008 at 8:24 pm

            when i was growing up, there were 7 local drive-ins.
            6 showed ‘normal’ movies.
            the seventh showed porn.

          3. admin March 13, 2008 at 9:08 pm

            I’m afraid they’re going to tear down the auburn drive-in now that there are townhouses built right next door.

      2. strand March 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm

        Why do you hate the romcom? Do you hate zomromcoms?

        1. admin March 13, 2008 at 9:10 pm

          Romantic comedies insult my intelligence by being consistently trite and mediocre. I’d rather have food poisoning than watch ANY romantic comedy. They’re not ‘zany’, they’re just craptacular.

          1. strand March 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm

            His Girl Friday is pretty good. But I see your point.

  3. smacksaw March 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Let me guess. This happened SOUTH of I-90?

    1. admin March 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm

      DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING.

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