39 Comments Autographed and everything!

  1. christopher575 July 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    He had a nose hair sticking out on tv last night in interview segments about the one who died and it drove me nuts.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:12 pm

      Was this fluttering nose hair in HD?

  2. scearley July 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    I wouldn’t NOM NOM NOM but I’d hardly VOM VOM VOM. I view this much as I’d consider, say, creamcheese-filled deep-fried jalapenos.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm

      With tartar sauce or without?

  3. captain_slinky July 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Why must you start my day with difficult questions?!?!?

    If it were *real* food, like a real fish fillet with a slice of cheddar on it? Vomity-vom-vom. But this isn’t Fish, it’s “Fish”. The super-processed fish paste that can then be shaped in to whatever realistic nautical shapes they choose (as pictured) and accompanied by that salty vaseline known as “Processed American Cheez”. Now THAT sounds DELICIOUS!

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm

      But aren’t the difficult questions the only ones worth asking?

      So I imagine you’d feel the same about the grilled cheese fillets? Or maybe not, since they say it’s a real slice of cheese.

      1. captain_slinky July 26, 2010 at 5:41 pm

        When it comes to The Grilled Cheese Fillet, you’ve got some word-lawyering going on. Sure it says “Real slice of Cheese”, but it DOESN’T say “Real slice of REAL cheese”. Saying “Real Slice of Salty Congealed Vaseline Previously Marketed As Processed American Cheese” was too wordy, I guess…

        1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:48 pm

          I have actually never seen it in a store since, but if I spy it again, I will make sure to look at the ingredients list to determine for certain whether it’s REAL real cheese or Real Cheez Fud.

  4. geniusinmaine July 26, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Never been a fan of frozen fish sticks and other products of that ilk, sorry.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm

      No need to apologize, I don’t ever have any personal investment in the results of ‘nom or vom’ posts.

  5. thetar July 26, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    sig is my peep so yes. but to bad the package design sucks ass.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm

      What do you mean, sucks ass? It’s got everything! Boats! And dudes! And fish! And colors!

  6. vurumai July 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Do I have to eat this captn guy too?

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:04 pm

      Only if you’ve got a song and dance number about cannibalism to go along with the act.

      1. vurumai July 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

        Do I ever!

        1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm

          I hope it’s a shanty.

  7. helloautumn July 26, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    and to think i watched the “fishsticks” episode of south park today…..

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm

      Kanye West is a gay fish!

      1. helloautumn July 26, 2010 at 5:06 pm

        yes he is! and the funny thing is, he LOVED that episode!

        1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm

          Wow, I would not have guessed he’d have a sense of humor about it!

          1. helloautumn July 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm

            yeah.neither did i. he posted it on his blog last year that he saw the episode and that he loved it. he did say that he realized how people saw him, but of course, it didn’t stop him from harassing taylor swift at the VMAs. jeez.

          2. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm

            Well, that’s one way to keep people talking about him. I’m guessing his reasoning is “Even if I act like a douche, ESPECIALLY if I act like a douche, I will be a douche in the public eye.”

  8. autonomic_pilot July 26, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    How are the other fishermen or his crew supposed to take him seriously now?

    Freaking cheese and fish bites? Really? I hope the royalties added up to enough that he can cover the surgery to restore his other ball.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:39 pm

      I hear trawling the deep seas for fish & cheese bites is even more deadly than crab!

      1. autonomic_pilot July 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm

        The fish/cheese team is dangerous and deadly. They viciously defend their territory and will swarm a ship that is too small. Clearly, Sig is a hero, fighting for our tummies.

        1. admin July 26, 2010 at 5:55 pm

          I heard it plays out a lot like Whale Wars except the group protecting the endangered bite-size cheesefish actually resorts to murdering fisherman. I don’t know that ‘hero’ really encompasses that level of bravery. Greatest American Hero of All Time, maybe.

          1. autonomic_pilot July 26, 2010 at 6:14 pm

            You’re right. We really ought to fix up that image on the box and send it in for their approval.

            I’m sure it was just an oversight, but they really ought to have a cape and crown on the guy. Maybe the lazer beams that he surely shoots from his eyes too.

          2. admin July 26, 2010 at 7:52 pm

            Done and done. He’s cooking the food with his Super Laser Eyes!

          3. autonomic_pilot July 26, 2010 at 8:19 pm

            This is just one more among the many reasons that I love you.

            Perfection! I’m sure they’ll be changing their marketing strategies soon having seen the light (of his eye lasers).

  9. hopefulspirit July 26, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    This highly amuses me, I live in Alaska and I haven’t seen these in stores here. lol Although I did just see a bumper sticker that said ‘Got Sig?’.

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 7:53 pm

      I would have never guessed there would be enough demand for those bumper stickers to actually produce them. Wow.

  10. lady_sotha July 26, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Fish + Cheese = Eww in my mind, even as a proud Sconnie. They are two flavors I cannot imagine together, and it sounds even more vom vom vom when it’s fish stick-esque with processed cheese. Where do you find such strange food items all the time? =-)

    1. admin July 26, 2010 at 9:57 pm

      All over the place, I always keep an eye out for this sort of thing.

  11. jennzahling July 27, 2010 at 6:40 am

    i HAVE eaten these! hehe 🙂

    1. admin July 27, 2010 at 6:37 pm

      I can’t believe that statement wasn’t followed up with “…and they were delicious” or “…and I was sick for a week” or SOMETHING.

  12. photosexual July 27, 2010 at 8:06 am

    There are a few things I would not put in my mouth voluntarily. This is one of them.

    1. admin July 27, 2010 at 6:38 pm

      What’s the rest of the list?

      1. photosexual July 28, 2010 at 8:54 am

        Uh.. some bugs.
        Other stuff. I’ll have to think of the GRAND LIST because I otherwise don’t mind puttin’ stuff in my mouth. Except for stuff I won’t.

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