Poll #1597440 Nom or Vom: The Celebrity Factor Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 41
Would you eat this?
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NOM NOM NOM
9 (22.0%)
VOM VOM VOM 32 (78.0%)
He had a nose hair sticking out on tv last night in interview segments about the one who died and it drove me nuts.
Was this fluttering nose hair in HD?
Yes.
I wouldn’t NOM NOM NOM but I’d hardly VOM VOM VOM. I view this much as I’d consider, say, creamcheese-filled deep-fried jalapenos.
With tartar sauce or without?
Why must you start my day with difficult questions?!?!?
If it were *real* food, like a real fish fillet with a slice of cheddar on it? Vomity-vom-vom. But this isn’t Fish, it’s “Fish”. The super-processed fish paste that can then be shaped in to whatever realistic nautical shapes they choose (as pictured) and accompanied by that salty vaseline known as “Processed American Cheez”. Now THAT sounds DELICIOUS!
But aren’t the difficult questions the only ones worth asking?
So I imagine you’d feel the same about the grilled cheese fillets? Or maybe not, since they say it’s a real slice of cheese.
When it comes to The Grilled Cheese Fillet, you’ve got some word-lawyering going on. Sure it says “Real slice of Cheese”, but it DOESN’T say “Real slice of REAL cheese”. Saying “Real Slice of Salty Congealed Vaseline Previously Marketed As Processed American Cheese” was too wordy, I guess…
I have actually never seen it in a store since, but if I spy it again, I will make sure to look at the ingredients list to determine for certain whether it’s REAL real cheese or Real Cheez Fud.
Never been a fan of frozen fish sticks and other products of that ilk, sorry.
No need to apologize, I don’t ever have any personal investment in the results of ‘nom or vom’ posts.
sig is my peep so yes. but to bad the package design sucks ass.
What do you mean, sucks ass? It’s got everything! Boats! And dudes! And fish! And colors!
Do I have to eat this captn guy too?
Only if you’ve got a song and dance number about cannibalism to go along with the act.
Do I ever!
I hope it’s a shanty.
and to think i watched the “fishsticks” episode of south park today…..
Kanye West is a gay fish!
yes he is! and the funny thing is, he LOVED that episode!
Wow, I would not have guessed he’d have a sense of humor about it!
yeah.neither did i. he posted it on his blog last year that he saw the episode and that he loved it. he did say that he realized how people saw him, but of course, it didn’t stop him from harassing taylor swift at the VMAs. jeez.
Well, that’s one way to keep people talking about him. I’m guessing his reasoning is “Even if I act like a douche, ESPECIALLY if I act like a douche, I will be a douche in the public eye.”
How are the other fishermen or his crew supposed to take him seriously now?
Freaking cheese and fish bites? Really? I hope the royalties added up to enough that he can cover the surgery to restore his other ball.
I hear trawling the deep seas for fish & cheese bites is even more deadly than crab!
The fish/cheese team is dangerous and deadly. They viciously defend their territory and will swarm a ship that is too small. Clearly, Sig is a hero, fighting for our tummies.
I heard it plays out a lot like Whale Wars except the group protecting the endangered bite-size cheesefish actually resorts to murdering fisherman. I don’t know that ‘hero’ really encompasses that level of bravery. Greatest American Hero of All Time, maybe.
You’re right. We really ought to fix up that image on the box and send it in for their approval.
I’m sure it was just an oversight, but they really ought to have a cape and crown on the guy. Maybe the lazer beams that he surely shoots from his eyes too.
Done and done. He’s cooking the food with his Super Laser Eyes!
This is just one more among the many reasons that I love you.
Perfection! I’m sure they’ll be changing their marketing strategies soon having seen the light (of his eye lasers).
This highly amuses me, I live in Alaska and I haven’t seen these in stores here. lol Although I did just see a bumper sticker that said ‘Got Sig?’.
I would have never guessed there would be enough demand for those bumper stickers to actually produce them. Wow.
Fish + Cheese = Eww in my mind, even as a proud Sconnie. They are two flavors I cannot imagine together, and it sounds even more vom vom vom when it’s fish stick-esque with processed cheese. Where do you find such strange food items all the time? =-)
All over the place, I always keep an eye out for this sort of thing.
i HAVE eaten these! hehe 🙂
I can’t believe that statement wasn’t followed up with “…and they were delicious” or “…and I was sick for a week” or SOMETHING.
There are a few things I would not put in my mouth voluntarily. This is one of them.
What’s the rest of the list?
Mushrooms.
Mayonnaise.
Uh.. some bugs.
Other stuff. I’ll have to think of the GRAND LIST because I otherwise don’t mind puttin’ stuff in my mouth. Except for stuff I won’t.