I’m pretty certain that I would remember anything that causes a pair of ladies’ underwear that did not belong to me to end up behind my couch pillow, yes. My brain tends to not block out moments like that, even when under the influence.
And now you understand the true nature of my dilemma. I was cleaning this morning, went to fluff the pillows and BAM–underwear in my hand. I TOUCHED THEM. WITH MY HAND.
I rent a furnished apartment. I found a clearly used butt plug in a desk drawer. I grabbed it with a plastic back and proceeded to thoroughly scrub the drawer and the rest of the desk. Of course, this was after I took a picture. I was in such shock I felt I had to prove it was there.
I will repeat my query: What were you doing with a pair of ladies’ thong underwear?
jimhark March 4, 2008 at 2:06 am
Re: Sorry about that
TDR: What were you doing with a pair of ladies’ thong underwear?
The usual.
poetrix618 March 5, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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Um…lover, if you have indeed left your soiled, lemon yellow pair of thong undies behind Mellzah’s couch, why would you even want them back?
I mean I’ve heard of the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” but the “Brotherhood of the Tranny Stained Panties”??!
Maybe you’re doing a travelling gnome thing. If so, you’d better take a picture first. Might be even better if you could get Mellzah to wear them on her head for the picture. (Mellzah, say “sleeeze”! )
in a word…
no.
Re: in a word…
You’re probably right!
You’re pretty directly responsible for its presence. Do you not remember Saturday night?
I know I do. remember that thing in the park?
There’s not enough liquor in the world to forget that th – wait, did you mean THAT thing, or the other thing? I’m not sure how THAT one relates here.
Either way, I’m pretty sure we can never go back to that park.
I’m pretty certain that I would remember anything that causes a pair of ladies’ underwear that did not belong to me to end up behind my couch pillow, yes. My brain tends to not block out moments like that, even when under the influence.
Maybe there is an Undergarments Vortex nearby which spat them out?
Maybe they are the ones my old landlord used to steal from me via the dryer??
Your landlord would steal your underwear? NASTY.
Frequently.
Is it men’s or women’s?
Because that makes a lot of difference.
Women’s. Light yellow thong. Clearly…used.
:shudder:
Okay now that’s just naaaaaass.
And now you understand the true nature of my dilemma. I was cleaning this morning, went to fluff the pillows and BAM–underwear in my hand. I TOUCHED THEM. WITH MY HAND.
obviously the answer is yes, because if the answer is no you have to assume the worst.
and then realize that you can’t possibly imagine the worst because reality always trumps the human mind.
My *experiences* usually trump the human imagination.
Ew ew ew ew EW EW EW EW EW!!!
You know there are people who actually ask me, “WHY do you live alone?”
From now on, I’m just going to silently direct them to this LJ entry.
~Aramada
I pretty much live in a nightmare world.
I hope this has absolutely nothing to do with the David Byrne impersonator your roomie is dating.
I can neither confirm nor deny, though I haven’t seen the Psycho Killer in our house yet.
I hate people when they’re not polite.
It was me.
I don’t have a couch so I used yours.
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What were you doing with a pair of ladies’ thong underwear?
Re: Sorry about that
You can’t open the book of my life in the middle.
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I can damn well try!
Underpants gnomes. They’re harmless and don’t eat much, so don’t worry.
Apparently a number of my friends are underpants gnomes. 😐
Belong to you, no. Belong with you, perhaps.
It’s like dirty thong manna from heaven!
Awkward one-upsmanship time!
While helping me move out of our house, my old roommate found ripped fishnets stuck under the cushion of my armchair.
They belonged to a girl I’d brought home six months ago. BEFORE I HAD EVEN MOVED INTO THAT HOUSE.
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It’s one thing if you were involved in an activity that put them there. These underwear? I had NO HAND INVOLVED in their presence.
:shudder:
More one-upsmanship time?
I rent a furnished apartment. I found a clearly used butt plug in a desk drawer. I grabbed it with a plastic back and proceeded to thoroughly scrub the drawer and the rest of the desk. Of course, this was after I took a picture. I was in such shock I felt I had to prove it was there.
Re: More one-upsmanship time?
EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
pics or it didn’t happen. 😉
As you wish
Re: As you wish
EWWWW! That’s pretty much the DEFINITION of nasty!
Re: As you wish
You asked 🙂
Because you’re a DIRTY robot.
Duh.
cheers,
Phil
This takes dirty to a whole new level!
Your roomate is the definition of CLASS, you know that?
If I didn’t, I’m becoming aware!
Sorry about that
Just bring them next time you come to comedy. Thanks. 🙂
Re: Sorry about that
I will repeat my query: What were you doing with a pair of ladies’ thong underwear?
Re: Sorry about that
TDR: What were you doing with a pair of ladies’ thong underwear?
The usual.
Re: Sorry about that
Um…lover, if you have indeed left your soiled, lemon yellow pair of thong undies behind Mellzah’s couch, why would you even want them back?
I mean I’ve heard of the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants,” but the “Brotherhood of the Tranny Stained Panties”??!
Maybe you’re doing a travelling gnome thing. If so, you’d better take a picture first. Might be even better if you could get Mellzah to wear them on her head for the picture. (Mellzah, say “sleeeze”!)
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BUSTED, Jim!
As far as wearing them on my head goes:
HELL NO.
that’s from me, happy birthday!
also, one time i got went over to my friends house and we found his roommate having sex with a bag of mayonnaise stuck between the couch cushions
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
only a little?
Ok, a lot.
Aww, Joel, you didn’t have to! Really.
I can’t help it, you’re such a sweetheart, that I feel COMPELLED… to hide underwear around your house.
I expect we’ll be seeing similar posts for about 37 weeks.
Considering that I just completed a pretty thorough bout of spring cleaning, you must’ve come up with some really great hiding places!