Nom or Vom: The candy zombies are coming for my delicious guts!

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Nom or Vom: The candy zombies are coming for my delicious guts!

 

Poll #1737222 Nom or Vom: Your Delicious Guts Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 52

Would you eat this?

View Answers NOM NOM NOM 6 (11.5%)

VOM VOM VOM 46 (88.5%)

Things to consider: Artificial strawberry flavor, squeezable marshmallow texture, fervently sucking at a rabbit’s head.

 

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22 Comments Nom or Vom: The candy zombies are coming for my delicious guts!

  1. magicpointeshoe May 2, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    I say VOM but I’d like to know if you NOM’d it.

    1. admin May 2, 2011 at 5:49 pm

      I very rarely eat anything that I post nom or voms about, including this marshmallow thing. A while back, I posted one about cheese-filled fish-shaped fishsticks and while I DID buy them because curiosity overcame me, I couldn’t bring myself to actually eat them.

  2. pretzelcoatl May 2, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    That rabbit possesses arcane secrets which will cause your mind to melt into the same substance that is in that container. BEWARE.

    1. admin May 2, 2011 at 5:49 pm

      That’s what I thought!

  3. scearley May 2, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    it’s just a goddamn circus peanut in a tube. jesus.

    1. admin May 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm

      And circus peanuts are arguably one of the worst candies of all time.

      1. matrixx May 2, 2011 at 5:56 pm

        I love circus peanuts!

        1. scearley May 2, 2011 at 6:07 pm

          I can’t even comprehend that sentence.

          1. matrixx May 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm

            They are so sweet and delicious. By I am old and can’t eat sweets anymore because they make my teeth hurt, so I have to go without. 🙁

      2. scearley May 2, 2011 at 6:24 pm

        I have to accept “arguably” because there undoubtedly some wackadoodle Japanese candies that are really just condensed skunk oil or the like.

      3. mschilepepper May 3, 2011 at 7:17 am

        They’re tied for those peanut butter “kisses” in the black and orange wrappers that cheapass people hand out on Halloween. *shudder*

        I adore real strawberries, but fake-o strawberry is foul and wrong. You’re smart not to try that gunk. Ew.

  4. bork May 2, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    If it was raspberry, I’d be all over it. I just don’t like strawberry.

  5. christopher575 May 2, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    I’m the only NOM NOM NOM? Everybody is so wimpy!

    1. admin May 2, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      I’m sure other NOMmers will show up soon. is almost always NOM on things like this.

    2. badrobot68 May 2, 2011 at 6:18 pm

      It sounds awful!

    3. geniusinmaine May 2, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      Not anymore you aren’t 🙂

  6. lilysnape May 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    NOOOO vom vom for me. I don’t like marshmallow type candies in the first place and this sounds even worse. And that bunny looks like it will murder you at night.

    1. admin May 2, 2011 at 8:58 pm

      Those are the dead black eyes of a soulless killer, to be certain!

  7. outdatedclocks May 3, 2011 at 12:07 am

    I’ve yet to find something edible that comes out of a squeezey tube.
    Rabbit shaped or not.

    It’s like a super peep only you can’t do stuff to it in the microwave. :c

  8. photosexual May 3, 2011 at 11:34 am

    I’m often adventurous about candy and oddities but this makes me VOM by concept, and perhaps the way you described it helped. Kids probably can’t stay away from it, but … squeezable strawberry marshmallow out of a bunny’s skull just gets me in the wrong place right now.

  9. doctoreon May 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    I’m just glad to see I’m in the majority for once.

  10. cassie_kitty May 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    zomg!

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