30 Comments Isn’t it a little…bright in here to be taking off my clothes?

  1. lemur68 March 11, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Is this actually how it went down?

    1. scearley March 12, 2008 at 12:17 am

      went down.

      BROWNchickenBROWN BROWN

  2. shadowstitch March 11, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Dr. Zhai must have a pretty impressive tool.

    1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:47 am

      Especially considering Dr. Zhai is female!

        1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:50 am

          In yours and my mom’s imagination, yes.

  3. designess March 12, 2008 at 12:05 am

    I hate those visits. I always feel violated after.

    I once had this gyno that was like “this is my hand on your thigh, and NOW I’M INSIDE YOU!” ouch ouch ouch.

    1. shadowstitch March 12, 2008 at 1:11 am

      Weird. The same thing was written in that anonymous Christmas card I got last year.

      1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:48 am

        Jeez, I’m sorry, I was just trying to spread the cheer!

    2. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:51 am

      The nurse was like “GET NAKED AND PUT THIS PAPER GOWN ON….but you can leave your socks on if you want.”

      Hell yes, I want to keep my socks on! Anything to make me feel less naked.

    3. loosechanj March 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm

      “this is my hand on your thigh, and NOW I’M INSIDE YOU!”

      That’s what I say during sex, giggity.

      1. admin March 12, 2008 at 5:50 pm

        Inquiring minds want to know if you keep up the dialogue the entire time.

        1. loosechanj March 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm

          Only when I’m having sex by myself.

  4. wakare March 12, 2008 at 1:23 am

    I’m so glad to be a dude. “Turn your head and cough” is awkward, but it’s not painful.

    1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:49 am

      I particularly dislike that this is a necessary evil.

  5. vurumai March 12, 2008 at 1:30 am

    You’d rather be poked in teh butt?

    1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:48 am

      I prefer (c) Neither.

      1. vurumai March 12, 2008 at 1:54 am

        Unless you’re one of those freaky aliens who don’t have genitals and have sex by removing their eyes and popping them into someone else’s head like on that bad assed Aeon flux, then it’s an either or.

        1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:56 am

          I could be a nun!

          1. vurumai March 12, 2008 at 2:07 am

            Nun still gets a papsmear but they get it by other nuns and they dont wear gloves.

          2. wakare March 12, 2008 at 7:37 am

            And it’s sexy.

            What?

    2. wakare March 12, 2008 at 7:37 am

      I don’t have to worry about those for another 5 years or so. I’ll gladly trade 40 years of NOT having a doctor inside me for a little butt probing in my golden years.

  6. dysconnection March 12, 2008 at 1:50 am

    I must have an awesome doctor. pelvic exams don’t bother me in the slightest.

    TONS of my patients absolutely FREAK THE FUCK OUT when given pelvic exams, and I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

    where does the ‘ouch’ part come in? i’m confused.

    1. admin March 12, 2008 at 1:53 am

      There was some sort of ratcheting action going on inside there, apparently so she could wedge in some sort of elephant.

      1. uncledisgusting March 12, 2008 at 7:37 am

        it kind of reminds me of he phrase “well fuck me with an ocean liner, sideways”.

      2. dysconnection March 12, 2008 at 2:56 pm

        OH. the ratcheting. now i get it.

  7. loosechanj March 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Now obviously I have no idea about this, but don’t you have to spread your legs *before* you put them in the stirrups? Or do the stirrups swing? Inquiring minds demand to know.

    1. admin March 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm

      You sit far enough down the table that you can still clamp your knees together even with your feet in the stirrups.

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