Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture? No, not that the composition is poor, or the graininess, or the flash.
What’s wrong IN this picture? I’ll tell you.
I don’t ever remember watching the Teenage Mutant KARATE Turtles.
Karate =/= Ninjutsu
That is all.
is it the trampoline?
EVERYONE does karate on trampolines these days. It’s so you don’t have to put a lot of effort into kicking high. Basically, at matches, they set up two trampolines and the six-year-olds and one solitary nerdiest-and-saddest-man-alive twenty-three-year-old launch themselves at each other. Whoever gets hurt the least wins.
I guess they have to do something when they aren’t looking at a cartoon girl’s upskirt panty shot.
Pft. Leaving the house is for losers.
I take this to mean next time I come by you’ll want me to install a full video monitoring system for every room and have kleenex boxes on your feet.
And I’ll travel by a miniature plane called The Spruce Moose.
“I said hop in.”
the six-year-olds and one solitary nerdiest-and-saddest-man-alive twenty-three-year-old launch themselves at each other.
FREE MUTAGEN WITH FIRST LESSON
Hahahaha! That is hands down the most deliciously shameless commercial ploy I’ve ever seen at a Martial Arts studio. We’re talking even moreso than the one with the Street Fighter 2 and Mortal Kombat 2 machines in the lobby.
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Let’s start with the touch of death, and work our way from there.
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Yes! There’s also a studio near me that has Jet Li movie posters up all over the place… 😀
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Learn the ancient art of fighting while strapped into a wire harness!
Karate is Japanese for “empty-handed”.
-Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader
There’s nothing quite like the resounding crack of an empty hand striking someone’s face.
Is it the hate that is filling my mouth like the blood of an angry monk?
freaking vampires.
Stop drinking monk’s blood and your problem should clear up, yo.
I smell a McDojo!
Free fries with every lesson!
Also, there are two Raphaels and no Michaelangelo.
I’m pretty sure the one on the right is Michaelangelo, though with the absence of a weapon, the colors ARE awfully close which makes it difficult to say for certain.
At least they didn’t include that abomination of a pink turtle.
And just what woulda been wrong with a gay Ninja Turtle anyway?
His name would be Tom of Finland.
No way, Tom of Finland is the black leather turtle.
The title of this post – is that a lyric, or your own creation (which I guess could be a lyric too – but you know what I mean! Or maybe you don’t? Shit, better end parenthesis now)?
It’s a slightly modified Kennedy lyric. The original goes ‘I know karate, I know jiu-jitsu, I drive like a gangster when I’m coming to see you’.