10 Comments Ho ho ho

    1. admin December 8, 2008 at 2:04 am

      I can make this happen for you, but you’ll be sorry once you wake up with the tree on your chest, stealing your breath.

      P.S. I love your icon SO MUCH.

      1. pretzelcoatl December 8, 2008 at 2:09 am

        This might be true.

        And I need to show this site to you. I love it.

        1. admin December 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm


  1. evillinn December 8, 2008 at 2:00 am

    ha! Awesome. I was traumatized by one of these disturbing trees as a child. I had totally forgotten about it until just now. The subject of my youthful nightmares at least had both its eyes in the right place.

    1. admin December 8, 2008 at 2:06 am

      I’m pretty sure the eye stuffed in his mouth is also a part of his Christmas Magic.

  2. shadowstitch December 8, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Christmas Magic = Necromancy

    1. admin December 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm

      That explains all of the black candles in the area, frankly.

  3. benzarius December 8, 2008 at 4:42 am



    My family had one of those…In fact I think it JUST gave up the ghost last year. The thing used to sing and wiggle…gods I wanna say at random.

    Needless to day, the dogs HATED it. I used to draw little comics in my mind about the dogs teaming up to take out Douglas Fir.


    I’m not the only person who’s family was weird enough to have one of those.

    1. admin December 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm

      Amy and I discussed buying this tree and having Napoleon battle it. I imagine needles everywhere and that creepy talkbox distorting like an old casette tape when he ‘dies’. 😀

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