Dream a little dream…

Last night I dreamed I was in a Walgreen’s, looking for a disguise of some sort, when I looked down and saw, “The Big Sticker Book of Yaoi for Children”. I flipped it open, and boy My Little Ponies were getting it on with other boy My Little Ponies (WERE there boy My Little Ponies? I don’t think so, what with the Farrah Fawcett hairstyles…), the Disney Captain Hook was getting it on with Peter Pan, and the whole thing was sponsored by NAMBLA.

Good grief, Charlie Brown.

I’d blame something I ate last night, but it was more likely the combination of watching Glen or Glenda and part of My Little Pony Season 1 that did it. Although Glen or Glenda is less about the passionate love a man can have for little boys than the passionate love a man can have for angora sweaters.

16 Comments Dream a little dream…

  1. shadowstitch April 26, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    Point A: There WERE boy ponies.

    Point B: My Little Pony has always been a little gay.

    Point C: I’ve seen Disney Peter Pan gangbang pr0n.

    1. admin April 26, 2006 at 4:41 pm

      Point A: ok.

      Point B: ok.

      Point C: OMG. Dare I ask?

  2. wakare April 26, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    “Pull ze stringz! PULL ZE STRINGZ!!”

    God bless Ed Wood.

    And speaking of pony love, I assume you’ve seen this Threadless t-shirt? 🙂

    1. admin April 26, 2006 at 5:11 pm

      Puppy dog tails und BIG FAT SNAILS!! I noticed that you have that movie out right now, too! 😀 I’m trying to decide if I want to get all of Ed Wood’s movies in one fell swoop, or to spread them throughout my list.

      Katy has that shirt! Sky rockets in flight–Afternoon delight!

  3. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    I know why you dreamt that…

    one word:


    1. admin April 26, 2006 at 8:31 pm


      I still vote for the option that doesn’t involve sweatpants or tying wigs to one’s ass.

      1. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 8:33 pm

        BRING IT ON!!

        Oh, how about we just dress up as Ishmael and Moby Dick!?

        I don’t even have to SAY which one you would be!

        1. admin April 26, 2006 at 8:58 pm

          I would make a lovely great white whale.

          Actually, I’m more striking than lovely.

          1. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 9:01 pm

            striking? as in i hit you with my boat?

          2. admin April 26, 2006 at 9:06 pm

            Striking, more like I kill Ahab and then come after you in some sort of crazed whale fury.

            Dr. Frankenstein and Igor? You’d look amazing with a hump.

          3. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 9:11 pm

            my lovely lady humps?

            how about roseanne and tom arnold?

            you do have the baldness to pull off tom.

          4. admin April 26, 2006 at 9:19 pm

            Plus I just can’t do that whiny Roseanne voice like you can.

            We could be Lucy & Ethel. Curly red hair suits me.

          5. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 9:25 pm

            i think you should be the bumblebee girl from the blind melon video. :ahem:

            how about david lee roth and eddie van halen? stringy, bleached hair suits you.

          6. admin April 26, 2006 at 9:47 pm

            That works for me because I look TOTALLY hot in spandex. I don’t know how you think YOU’D pull it off, though.

            How about the cookie monster and oscar the grouch? Your stench IS quite pervasive.

          7. bellachiara6 April 26, 2006 at 9:59 pm

            more like snuffy and big bird.

            your you wouldnt even NEED any sort of attachment on your nose!

            or your god awful shaggy hair.

          8. admin April 26, 2006 at 10:17 pm


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