Last night I dreamed I was in a Walgreen’s, looking for a disguise of some sort, when I looked down and saw, “The Big Sticker Book of Yaoi for Children”. I flipped it open, and boy My Little Ponies were getting it on with other boy My Little Ponies (WERE there boy My Little Ponies? I don’t think so, what with the Farrah Fawcett hairstyles…), the Disney Captain Hook was getting it on with Peter Pan, and the whole thing was sponsored by NAMBLA.
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
I’d blame something I ate last night, but it was more likely the combination of watching Glen or Glenda and part of My Little Pony Season 1 that did it. Although Glen or Glenda is less about the passionate love a man can have for little boys than the passionate love a man can have for angora sweaters.
Point A: There WERE boy ponies.
Point B: My Little Pony has always been a little gay.
Point C: I’ve seen Disney Peter Pan gangbang pr0n.
Point A: ok.
Point B: ok.
Point C: OMG. Dare I ask?
“Pull ze stringz! PULL ZE STRINGZ!!”
God bless Ed Wood.
And speaking of pony love, I assume you’ve seen this Threadless t-shirt? 🙂
Puppy dog tails und BIG FAT SNAILS!! I noticed that you have that movie out right now, too! 😀 I’m trying to decide if I want to get all of Ed Wood’s movies in one fell swoop, or to spread them throughout my list.
Katy has that shirt! Sky rockets in flight–Afternoon delight!
I know why you dreamt that…
one word:
halloween.
CARE BEAR STARE, BITCH.
I still vote for the option that doesn’t involve sweatpants or tying wigs to one’s ass.
BRING IT ON!!
Oh, how about we just dress up as Ishmael and Moby Dick!?
I don’t even have to SAY which one you would be!
I would make a lovely great white whale.
Actually, I’m more striking than lovely.
striking? as in i hit you with my boat?
Striking, more like I kill Ahab and then come after you in some sort of crazed whale fury.
Dr. Frankenstein and Igor? You’d look amazing with a hump.
my lovely lady humps?
how about roseanne and tom arnold?
you do have the baldness to pull off tom.
Plus I just can’t do that whiny Roseanne voice like you can.
We could be Lucy & Ethel. Curly red hair suits me.
i think you should be the bumblebee girl from the blind melon video. :ahem:
how about david lee roth and eddie van halen? stringy, bleached hair suits you.
That works for me because I look TOTALLY hot in spandex. I don’t know how you think YOU’D pull it off, though.
How about the cookie monster and oscar the grouch? Your stench IS quite pervasive.
more like snuffy and big bird.
your you wouldnt even NEED any sort of attachment on your nose!
or your god awful shaggy hair.
CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?