I don’t know if this is an inappropriate blog topic or not, so, apologies if this is TMI: I just bought some new bras that do such amazing things I sort of want to motorboat myself. I finally have the coveted, patented Carrie Carter Cleavage^TM.

Also, when I asked the salesperson a question, she looked at my rack and said “Oh, we don’t stock those in double Ds.”

Bless her heart, that’s not even close.

Merry Christmas from the creepiest fucking tree ever. Note that one eye has fallen off and has been stuffed into the talking mouth. :shudder:

You’re welcome.