To switch things up at lunch, I bought a box of Truly Indian’s Aloo Matar, which is, according to the back of the box, ‘the paragon of authenticity’.
It smells like Chef Boy-Ar-Indian and sort of looks like it was ejected from Satan’s asshole. Blech.
Should I eat it? Please support your case with reasons why this should or should not be ingested.
Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture? No, not that the composition is poor, or the graininess, or the flash.
What’s wrong IN this picture? I’ll tell you.
I don’t ever remember watching the Teenage Mutant KARATE Turtles.
Karate =/= Ninjutsu
That is all.
Dear Amazon.com,
Why does your recommendation feature suck so hard? If I tell it that I’m not interested in, say, a cd single, I shouldn’t have to say that I’m ALSO not interested in the UK version of the same single, or the Australian release of the same single…I JUST DON’T WANT IT. Also, if I don’t want a game, I don’t want the gamecube version or the xbox version or the ps2 version or the ds version or the 360 version…I DON’T WANT IT and I shouldn’t have to keep indicating that I don’t want it. If I own a version of a game and it’s available on six different platforms, I have probably already purchased it on the platform I wanted it on, and don’t need suggestions that I buy it for every other goddamn one. If I buy ONE book about circus freaks, I don’t want EVERY OTHER DAMN BOOK EVER WRITTEN on circus freaks. If I buy a Buckethead CD, you don’t need to recommend every other Buckethead CD out there–odds are, I either know about them, or a simple search on Buckethead would list them all. If I tell you I have a platinum gamecube, why does it suggest that I should buy one in black, purple, and orange? I ALREADY HAVE ONE. How many could I possibly need?
Why can’t it be smarter? More like Netflix?
In conclusion, please stop blowing goats.
Love,
Mellzah the Consumer Whore (and how!)