By now, so long as you don’t live in a hole or are not under the age of 21, you will have seen alcohol mixed with energy drinks in bars. Red bull + vodka or jaeger = a jittery buzz. In case you ever felt the urge to recreate this mixture at home, but go about it the lazy way by purchasing an item called ‘Liquid Charge’, PLEASE RECONSIDER. It is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever had in my mouth. And I’ve eaten stinky tofu AND squid on a stick.
I was so moved by this alcoholic abomination, I decided to write the company an email.
I recently purchased some of your Liquid Charge beverage at my local grocers. Imagine my surprise when I opened a can and discovered that it not only SMELLED bad, it also tasted like beer and red bull that had been vomited back up into a can. Shame on you for selling this. I had to commit a sin by throwing alcohol away. And I can’t use food stamps on booze. So now you’ve wasted seven dollars of my hard-earned money. This opinion is not only mine, it is shared by my best friend who said, and I quote, “This tastes like the shittiest shit that was ever shat out of a shitty butt.” Liquid Charge? The only thing I charged toward is the bathroom, to get it out of my body. You should call it ‘liquid death.’ You could use it to spread the plague. Or perhaps you could use it cure alcoholism, as not even hardcore alcoholics would find your drink even remotely palatable. I would like my seven dollars back. Please do not send me coupons because this will only anger me further. Sincerely Mellzah Dildarian
p.s. I’m not kidding.
The ‘shittiest shit that was ever shat out of a shitty butt’? I lied. That wasn’t Lesley. That was me. She, however, almost threw up at my kitchen table.
Do yourself a favor and never EVER buy this.
People are taking way to many liberties with booze nowadays.
All these horrid combinations are really ruining alcohol for the next generation.
Probably. 🙂
Are you going to BC this weekend? Did you want to carpool?
I was only going to go up for Saturday and now that gas is like $3 and up, I think I will just stay home.
Hope you girls have fun.
PS- If you don’t go up till tomorrow, maybe we could go out tonight.
ha, liquid ass.
The response to that always has to be “But how do you know what ass tastes like?”
Liquid Charge sounds like slang for diarhea no?
That should have been the first warning.
it must have been mislabeled
probably meant to call it “Liquid Discharge” most likely an accurate description.
yes
You morons must be under the age of normalness, that shit was good! I would have two for breakfast, along with another couple additives, in my day went fabulous.