To switch things up at lunch, I bought a box of Truly Indian’s Aloo Matar, which is, according to the back of the box, ‘the paragon of authenticity’.
It smells like Chef Boy-Ar-Indian and sort of looks like it was ejected from Satan’s asshole. Blech.
Should I eat it? Please support your case with reasons why this should or should not be ingested.
Yes, so you have a work-safe point to compare flavors to rather than using the phrase “dead chippendale dancer bung.”
I feel that dead chippendale dancer bung is totally work appropriate if it’s a valid flavor comparison.
if you’re anything like me, (which, i’m guessing you’re not – you’re totally awesomer) you get raging, mega-huge migraines if you skip meals (so, no anorexia for me) and wind up barfing as a result of said migraine.
welcome to my tuesday afternoon. yesterday was a fun day.
Just eat it. Avoid the migraine barfs. If you barf, you’ll know it’s because you ate the food. haha….
conundrumz. and <3
I get headachey nausea dizzy-spins when I don’t eat. I forced a couple of bites down to avoid said headachey nausea dizzy-spins, but it was truly nasty, and if my stomach could talk, it’d be screaming “WHAT DID YOU JUST DOOOOOOOOOOO???!”
Please eat it, it is difficult to convey a cautionary tale unless you actually go through with the dangerous action.
Cautionary tale: It is disgusting and now my stomach hurts but if I hurl, I’ll have to look at the part I didn’t throw away again.
Welcome to the world of Indian cuisine. Now stop be a pussy and get it eaten!
Oh, and put some toilet paper in the fridge overnight – you’ll be glad you did come morning…
I normally like Indian. This? This was not Indian. This was chundersludge.
Chutneysludge.
No, no, chutney is delicious. I cannot associate it with the filth that is ‘Truly Indian’.
Hmm, now I am intrigued. Indian food is pretty much considered British cuisine by the average joe here – figure that out.
*notes down ‘chundersludge’ for future reference*
It’s pretty clear why the Brits would be eager to claim any cuisine other than their own. 😉
*boils everything*
Would you like some branston pickle with that?
i’m glad you slurped it down. challenge is good at lunchtime.
I’d prefer to be less challenged in the future.
It’s called Aloo Matar. How can it be good?
Sadly, you’re right. 🙁 🙁 🙁