Today, a big gift basket showed up at the office, with another one showing up shortly thereafter. The office admin said, “Mellzah, I want you to take these home because you have no family around here, and it’ll be some fun Christmas stuff for you to have at your house.” A few seconds ago, my least favorite coworker swept in and out of the office, and took my entire Tiny Tim Christmas with him. WTF.
what?
wait, what?
just took shit off your desk?
Yeah, this is a guy who treats everything in the office like it’s his ticket to treat his family to the good life or something. He’s a service tech and routinely travels for his job; he takes his family with him pretty much everywhere, and tries to charge the company for the bigger suites.
He also will not leave his home unless explicitly told to do so, preferring to be paid to be a stay-at-home dad. He drives me UP THE WALL.
AND HE JUST STOLE MY CHRISTMAS.
maybe HR should be told that he stole your personal belongings.
…or a “customer” should complain about his efforts on-site. I mean, if someone had the manager’s phone number, that person who sounds nothing like you could call and complain about the thefts he’s committed while traveling for the job.
Just sayin’.
I agree, totally bust him to the higher-ups, in particular the person who told you to the stuff was yours to take home. Also, give us his name and address, and we’ll go mess him up.
I’m not sure that I want to come off as ‘not a team player’ over some salmon, chocolate, and cheese. 😐
But maybe in the middle of the night, with ski masks and bats? YES.
I don’t think you would come off as an individual player by stating that you saw him steal your personal items from your desk. No need to state what they were.
srsly, iawtc.
Ditto.
Wordy McWorderson.
If nobody objects to his fuckwittery, how will the higher-ups know how badly he’s pissing off everyone? Also, document, document, document, especially if his behavior/performance affects the way you have to do your job.
I know people who would whack him for a six-pack of PBR. I’m just sayin’.
You mean….Pabst Blue Robot?
That right there is genius!
I don’t think you’ll come off as ‘not a team player’ for calling someone out on being a self-gratifying thieving shitbag.
OMG ASSHOLERY!!!
I hope he chokes on something. Or, in a tragic accident – while carrying the stolen goods, trips, spilling them everywhere… and the stuff promptly gets run over by a BIG TRUCK.
I hope that smoked salmon gives him SPASTIC DIARRHEA. *AND* vomiting!
I’m hoping karma bites his ass. That sucks that Mellzah. BTW, I got in trouble for the Necronomicon ornament. 🙂
awwww, I hope I didn’t get you into TOO much trouble! 🙁
Not in too much, but some. According to the gf, I’m not allowed to buy something for myself so close to the holidays. And she was going to order one for me as it’s our (first winter holiday) together. 🙂
AH, that was a different sort of trouble than I anticipated–I thought for sure it was a ‘disapproving mom’ sort of trouble. 😀
Nah. 1.) I don’t live at home. 2.) I have my Yule Ghoul Tree (aka The Tree of Death) up year round. 3.) I don’t get along with my mother.
The ornament is awesome though 🙂
I have nothing to add but that our usernames are eerily similar.
Are you me with a goatee? Or am I the evil one and just seriously failing on the facial hair?
Both of you kids are slacking on the facial hair. I propose a contest!
You’d think I would lose this one.
You would be wrong.
I need to dig up and re-post the photos of me as pretty pretty princess.
I rock the fu manchu, yo.
I will be even more impressed if you cultivated the hair yourself!
What you talkin’, ’bout Mellzah? I have facial hair. 🙂
You need to update your facebook picture, then, SIR.
Yeah, I know. I had it like that as it was a surprise to my friends in Michigan. But now it’s done, missy. 🙂
I have a goatee. But a goatee doesn’t mean evil. I mean, look at Cartman. 😀
just remember that he’s going to hell for stealing.
btw, when do I get my ornament? I have cash moneys burning holes in my pocket.
Do you want it as an ornament or a magnet? I can have it done tomorrow night. 🙂
magnet, since I have my Christmas tree up only part of the year, but my Christmas fridge is up all year round.
Allrighty, I will make it tonight!
I would have called the police.
Sucks to hear about your tiny….oh god…I just looked at the smacksaw’s user icon…Wow…Thats priceless!!
anyways, where was I….OH!!
I want an ornament as well plz. Whenever you have time. 🙂
Sure thing–was there a particular kind you wanted? I’ve got time tonight, as a matter of fact!
Uhm….just the cthulu in the santa hat plz. I will be at the Re- bar workin the door for Dina tonight (and whatever is after Dina) so I’m kinda chained to the door. But I can meet you tommorrow afternoon, or you can stop by. whatevers clever.