37 Comments THE SPICE MUST FLOW

  1. mschilepepper May 18, 2008 at 6:41 am

    Pfft, sez you! *I* spent my evening massaging my sore feet and buying vintage Tupperware on eBay.

    1. admin May 18, 2008 at 5:01 pm

      :\

      Your counter-argument, she does little to sway my mind.

  2. doctorconquest May 18, 2008 at 7:58 am

    I’ve got nothing to say to that except:

    Make it ****ing so!

    *guitar riff*

    1. admin May 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm

      With music by Toto, I thoroughly expected ‘Africa’ to pop up somewhere. Like when the rainstorm starts!

  3. v1c1ous May 18, 2008 at 9:30 am

    I hear tell that it was your first time seeing Dune. I also hear that you haven’t seen Blade Runner.

    I hereby state that Mellzah has been derelict in her duties as a nerd!

    1. admin May 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm

      In my defense, I am more highly focused in my nerd subjects of choice! Though Tristan has indicated that he will help bring me up to speed so that I may no longer avert my eyes in shame before the general nerd population. 😉

  4. dslartoo May 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    ……..Captain Picard? Which version of Dune did you see? Is the Egyptian Theater a MOVIE theater, or a stage theater?

    cheers,
    Phil

      1. redrumpirate May 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm

        mmmmm young Sting witha great tan…..*does a Homer drool*

        1. admin May 18, 2008 at 7:56 pm

          Based on Dune alone, he could give classes on how to give someone the crazy eye!

      2. dslartoo May 18, 2008 at 11:12 pm

        Apparently, I need to give up some of MY geek creds, having completely forgotten that Stewart was in Lynch’s movie. I still don’t recall him doing a scene on a sandworm, though I do clearly remember the Big Guitar Riffs ™ by Toto every time Paul (er, Kyle McLachlan) got on one.

        cheers,
        Phil

        1. admin May 19, 2008 at 12:03 am

          It was right near the end. I feel that the movie would’ve been even better served to have someone in the distance, riding on a sandworm, shredding on his guitar like a music video, perhaps dressed like Slash.

    1. dclingman May 18, 2008 at 4:31 pm

      Damn U beat me toooooo eeeet!

      1. admin May 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm

        I guess now it’s your turn. Truth or dare?

      2. dclingman May 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm

        Oh Noes! I guess I’ll take a truth. It will make for much better journal.

        1. admin May 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm

          Your lover has been magically transformed into an animal, and the only way to restore your lover is to mate with them. Here’s the question: Which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

          1. dclingman May 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm

            Oh I’m game…

            So least psychological damage or greatest satisfaction? Since you assume that I’m not already dating out of my species…I’ll stick with your specific question and go with a Bonobo Monkey. Why? Cause those monkeys do it ALL the time. I can’t speak English well enough let alone Monkey, so I’d get the least resistance from this “very friendly” species.

          2. admin May 18, 2008 at 7:55 pm

            …I now understand the folly of asking that question. D:

          3. dclingman May 18, 2008 at 7:57 pm

            that’s quite a sexy userpic there… U dirty robot u!!!1111oneoneone

          4. admin May 18, 2008 at 7:58 pm

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

        2. admin May 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm

          Though that question is giving me psychological damage just pondering it, so I’ll give you an out: What’s the worst song in your MP3 collection?

          1. dclingman May 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm

            Taylor Dane “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love”… Just typing that makes my brain hurt…

    2. admin May 18, 2008 at 4:57 pm

      Sad, John. Sad.

      1. autonomic_pilot May 19, 2008 at 3:54 am

        I believe it was YOU who made the dare.

        Yeah, that’s right. I BA-ROUGHT it. Mmm hmmm!

        1. admin May 19, 2008 at 4:54 am

          If you’re to be my #2 when the revolution comes, I expect you to challenge me a little less.

          OH MAN. You just got served.

  5. benzarius May 18, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Long live the fighters!

    1. admin May 18, 2008 at 4:58 pm

      *wails madly in the background*

  6. lemur68 May 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Oh, I don’t know, I imagine getting laid would be more fantastic.

    But yeah, Dune on the big screen is up there.

  7. stone5150 May 19, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Dune is a great movie, I want some spice and the cool blue on blue eyeballs.

    1. admin May 19, 2008 at 5:30 pm

      I want a flying space manatee that shoots beams of fire out of a vagina-mouth!

  8. cleverusername2 June 13, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Now that you’ve read the book and seen the Lynch verion you should rent the Sci-Fi channel miniseries version just to compare and contrast.

    1. admin June 13, 2008 at 2:25 pm

      Having now read the book, no WONDER parts of the movie confused the hell out of me! I think I will get the miniseries soon–do you think Sci-Fi did a better job, considering they had more time to tell the story?

      1. cleverusername2 June 13, 2008 at 2:46 pm

        The Sci-Fi version is a lot closer to the book, kind of orthodox really, but they expanded certian things like Princess Illuran’s role. You wonder about her a lot reading the book since she writes all those chapter introductions but she only has like five minutes of “face time” and like two lines at the end. I like what they did with that, and the fact that things like the costumes are more like in the book.

        The Lynch version is great and all, but he lays the gothic-punk on a bit thick sometimes. He’s got Toto going for him, however, and you can’t beat all the whipsered inner dialogue.

        But, in retrsospect the bad guys are bit overexagerated and the Guild Navagators has a face like a pussy. That shit scared me when I was 5.

        1. admin June 13, 2008 at 2:51 pm

          Irulan was another thing I wondered about–throughout the book, she has those chapter intros like she knows the entire history of Maud’Dib; the only way she could know these things would be if she wrote them after she was married to him…but she’s still referred to as ‘Princess’ Irulan. Wouldn’t her title have changed with marriage?

          1. cleverusername2 June 13, 2008 at 2:58 pm

            I guess it would have, weird…

            One more reason to see the Sci-Fi version, the guy playing Feyd is pretty damn hot. I didn’t think anyone would live up to Sting’s charisma, but if you try to suppress that and just eyecandy it’s v. enjoyable.

          2. admin June 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm

            Oh, ANOTHER thing that bothered me about the book was how cheap Paul was at the end. “So PAUL promised you safety, but Maud’dib does not.” When you’ve got multiple personalities, you can go against your word like that and it’s ok? Gee, let’s get ALL the names in and vote on it. What does Usul and the Kwisatz Haderach have to say about killing the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV? Well, Usul would prefer dismemberment and the Kwisatz Haderach just voted ‘present’, so we’re at an impasse.

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