I was recently excited to hear about the upcoming Oreo triple-stuf as I am an avowed double-stuf fan, and have been known to franken two cookies together to forge a sublime quadruple-stuf. Any more stuf, and I’d have to spend time peeling it off of cookies and my stuf to mouth ratio over time goes down. I thought the triple stuf Oreo would be a gamechanger. An easy sextuple stuf within my grasp!

But NO, Nabisco, you had to go and fuck it up. An Oreo cookie is not TRIPLE stuf if the layering order is cookie, stuf, cookie, stuf, cookie. That’s triple COOKIE, not triple STUF. You’re tripling the part no one wants and ruining the delicate cookie to stuf balance!

I propose we eliminate the cookie and give the people what they want: stuf in a tube.