What to do with vacuums you just can’t fix? Turn them into vacuum monsters and station them outside to advertise your business, of course! True story: I had a nightmare about this place the day after visiting. Whether it was brought on by mild heat exhaustion due to a long, hot day in a car that doesn’t have air conditioning or my general aversion to household chores, I couldn’t say, but the fact remains that a dream about being surrounded, carried off, and devoured by vacuum monsters next to a lake of blood from their other victims is an unsettling association to make with vacuum repairs.

Spotted at 402 S Lucille St in Seattle, WA.