I finally got my blender yesterday! I broke it in this morning, making a slushy alcohol beveragehealthy smoothie. It could be nice, getting up early enough to make a breakfast of sorts and giving myself some time to get ready for work as opposed to the typical ‘hit snooze until I have to rush around in a cyclone of despair, all the while shouting ‘where are my goddamned keys?!?’ and arriving to work looking like a homeless person’ thing I normally do. In my defense, 6am tended to pack more of a punch until just recently, when the sun decided to join the party.