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Wormswort! Mmm… …And frog’s breath?

August 31, 2008 16 Comments read Masticating With Mellzah

‘Why so serious?’ cupcake batter of the now!

Nom or Vom: Culinary Culling aka The Nacho Cheeseburger

August 26, 2008 61 Comments read Nom or Vom

Poll #1248705 Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

Would you eat this?

View Answers NOM NOM NOM 10 (33.3%)VOM VOM VOM 20 (66.7%)

 

Michael Phelps who?

August 26, 2008 11 Comments read Uncategorized

To coincide with the end of the Olympics, I received MY medal in the mail–the ‘yay, you are a special snowflake like everyone else who did the half marathon’ one.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to wear it everywhere until someone asks me what Special Olympics event I won it in.

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I'm Mellzah, and I'm an artist and horsewoman living in the drop dead gorgeous Pacific Northwest. I write about travel, outsider art, the culture, and my life & creations. I love a theme party and I want to pet your dog.

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