Beach House Day Four: BLUURGH

I wasted the majority of this day feeling awful; the average of three hours’ sleep a night had caught up to me. So instead of boring you with all of that, here is a photo of an alligator attack.

Beach House Day Three: Wrap Up

To finish off a day of educational sight-seeing, we promptly wiped out any and all brain cells that learned anything with a healthy amount of booze, which then led to another all-out marshmallow war. This time, we got much more vicious, splitting into teams, fighting over the bags of ammo (squeezing them so tightly they were rendered useless). In one such attempt to gain control over the bag, I made a valiant effort to give Evan a wedgie while he crammed handfuls of marshmallows between my toes, and thus I am now familiar with one of, if not the most, unpleasant sensations involving marshmallows and the human body. As I flung my too-short legs up onto the counter to wash my feet off in the kitchen sink, Emily exclaimed “Melissa! You have marshmallow on your pants! Take them off.” “But…can I at least get other pants first?”

Where did this sudden sense of shame come from?

Beach House Day Three: “If you can’t start behaving, they are going to kick us out of this museum!”

After the Cranberry Museum, we hopped over to the Maritime Museum to cause more trouble. And potentially learn something. But mostly cause more trouble.

We lost the supplies? We have resort to cannibalism?

28726_398695923939_5194180_n No, no, rescue is surely around the corner!

28726_398695948939_7260152_n Quick! Let’s commandeer this ship while the crew sleeps!

28726_398696088939_6250556_n Set a course for Barbados! Cabana boys, here we come! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.

28726_398696083939_4703022_n I am the best stealth captain ever! Muahahahaha!

28726_398695718939_7665459_n

28726_398696108939_2901520_n Help! Evan is being attacked by a fearsome octopus!

28726_398695938939_7731135_n Quick! Grab onto something, anything to pull us aboard!

28726_398696103939_2073117_n We’ll each have to demonstrate our specific skills in order to earn an honest living aboard the ship.

28726_398695728939_7153904_n Some of us are less naturally skilled than others and have to rely on the natural loneliness and drunkenness of sailors.

28726_398696113939_4196619_n How long is going to take for them to feed us? Crikey! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.

28726_398697888939_5399824_n Soooooo….hungry!

28726_398696128939_52363_n I don’t want to do any work, per se. I just want three hots and a cot.

28726_398698298939_8122080_n Quick, cut the power to create confusion so we can escape with a rowboat and provisions!

28726_398698308939_8164193_n A bye-bye, everybody!

28726_398695733939_5968991_n How could these sweet faces possibly wreak havoc on a perfectly nice museum?

28726_398695738939_3696192_n…Nevermind.