I wasted the majority of this day feeling awful; the average of three hours’ sleep a night had caught up to me. So instead of boring you with all of that, here is a photo of an alligator attack.

I wasted the majority of this day feeling awful; the average of three hours’ sleep a night had caught up to me. So instead of boring you with all of that, here is a photo of an alligator attack.

To finish off a day of educational sight-seeing, we promptly wiped out any and all brain cells that learned anything with a healthy amount of booze, which then led to another all-out marshmallow war. This time, we got much more vicious, splitting into teams, fighting over the bags of ammo (squeezing them so tightly they were rendered useless). In one such attempt to gain control over the bag, I made a valiant effort to give Evan a wedgie while he crammed handfuls of marshmallows between my toes, and thus I am now familiar with one of, if not the most, unpleasant sensations involving marshmallows and the human body. As I flung my too-short legs up onto the counter to wash my feet off in the kitchen sink, Emily exclaimed “Melissa! You have marshmallow on your pants! Take them off.” “But…can I at least get other pants first?”
Where did this sudden sense of shame come from?
After the Cranberry Museum, we hopped over to the Maritime Museum to cause more trouble. And potentially learn something. But mostly cause more trouble.
We lost the supplies? We have resort to cannibalism?
No, no, rescue is surely around the corner!
Quick! Let’s commandeer this ship while the crew sleeps!
Set a course for Barbados! Cabana boys, here we come! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.
I am the best stealth captain ever! Muahahahaha!
Help! Evan is being attacked by a fearsome octopus!
Quick! Grab onto something, anything to pull us aboard!
We’ll each have to demonstrate our specific skills in order to earn an honest living aboard the ship.
Some of us are less naturally skilled than others and have to rely on the natural loneliness and drunkenness of sailors.
How long is going to take for them to feed us? Crikey! …I am still thinking about cannibalism.
I don’t want to do any work, per se. I just want three hots and a cot.
Quick, cut the power to create confusion so we can escape with a rowboat and provisions!
How could these sweet faces possibly wreak havoc on a perfectly nice museum?