Oh! You have saved me! I love you!

On Sunday, I went to see ‘Hausu’ at the Northwest Film Forum with Nicole. The description on the theater website read:

“Get ready to have your mind blown! This exceptionally wild and funny horror-fantasy is like nothing you’ve ever seen before—we guarantee it. A teenage girl brings six of her classmates along for a summer vacation at her grandmother’s country estate. What the girls don’t know is that grandma is a ghost and her house is haunted. They start to catch on when an evil housecat convinces a piano to eat one of the girls…and then it starts getting weird! Hausu is a truly absurd and thrilling rediscovery.”

At one point during the film, I leaned over to Nicole and said that I must have accidentally ingested acid at some point, because that’s the only way what I was seeing onscreen made sense. This movie has, in no particular order: dancing skeletons, magic cats, creepy aunts, a man made out of bananas, detached limbs performing kung-fu moves, a bottomless pit disguised as a girl, magic oceans of blood that peel off clothing, and a woman who exists almost entirely in slow-motion with floaty scarves. I didn’t expect it to be nearly as funny as it was, but now that I’m aware of its existence, it will have to be included in the lineup at some future Blood & Guts & Punch & Pie.

HULK PAINT

On Saturday, I was stood up for a date by my supposed boyfriend. I waited and waited and waited for him to show up at my place, and he wouldn’t have ever even bothered to let me know he wasn’t coming. The only way I found out that he’d ditched me to have dinner with some other chick was because they both posted pictures of THEIR get together on the internet (GEE, IT’S NOT LIKE I EVER CHECK THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING), and full of rage and booze, I ended up painting my shower curtain, which I’d intended to do for some time, anyway.

Before:

After:

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It’s pirate-y and pleases me enough so that I don’t feel like I have to shake someone down in the street for the money to buy this insanely overpriced shower curtain. At least, for a while.

I actually haven’t posted any pictures of the pirate bathroom since I moved into this place a year ago, it’s quite different from the last place as I have MUCH less counter space here. So, here’s a quick photo-tour.

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Eventually I intend to have changeable phrases for the poster so that guests can switch things up as they like–I’ll get around to it at some point.

 

Hey there sugar, where ya gonna go? I’m goin’ downtown, Daddy-o.

On Friday, I went to the Rendezvous to help safetymonkey celebrate his thirtieth birthday–the last one before he crumbles into dust and memory like that guy who chose the wrong cup at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. He had rented the private room so we could have a karaoke party, and further requested that we dress to moderately impress. I was glad to have been invited, I hadn’t seen anyone in that group since last year’s Black Barbeque and I was beginning to become concerned that inviting a string of douchebags, one after another, to his parties had been the last straw for my attendance. That wasn’t the case–I hadn’t been able to make it to last year’s Halloween party, and then Jon moved and didn’t have a suitable place to throw the sorts of parties he used to, thus there was no Valloween this year to be invited to, and I just hadn’t gotten my invitation to the new location of the Black BBQ yet for this year. If I bring someone with me to the BBQ this year, I may have to administer a non-douche test beforehand.

Anyhow, I got dressed up fairly fancy, save for the flats that I wore because I didn’t feel like wearing heels–usually if I go out dancing in heels, my legs are messed up for a couple of days which makes it difficult to keep with my exercise routine–besides, MODERATELY impressing people does not call for heels. I was surprised at all the attention I was getting out on the street between the walk from my car to the club, I’m not used to getting looks and having strange men approach me to say hi and it happened a LOT in just a couple of blocks. I don’t know if it was the outfit or the makeup or that I’ve lost weight, but if it’s the latter, it’s only going to serve to increase my cynicism about people’s basic natures. Once there, I also got a “you look really good” from an ex, which is one of the best compliments a girl could receive.

At karaoke, I waited to see what sorts of things people were going to sing, to set a tone for the evening–the last time I sang karaoke with these guys, I was drunk off my ass and delirious from latex fumes so I didn’t want to pick something that was overly strange or out of line with people’s musical tastes.

As soon as Jon borrowed someone’s glasses to sing some Lisa Loeb, I knew I could do whatever I wanted.

I put in The Final Countdown and rocked the hell out of it. It was kind of surreal, entirely unlike any karaoke experience I’d ever had before, because the whole room was singing along and dancing and they cheered and screamed for me in a way I’ve never been cheered for before–it was pretty amazing.

Last call/get the hell out came all too soon, but I was glad that I got the time I did to reconnect with everyone and I can’t wait to see them again in a few weeks at Black Barbeque XI!