I’m sorry, WHAT? No. Just no. I suppose a ‘car costume’ would be an effective way to warn all of the other drivers on the road that you’re a damn moron and probably shouldn’t be allowed to handle money, much less a ton of speeding steel. Particularly when it’s a ‘costume’ that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old.
DING DING HERE COMES THE SHITMOBILE.
Ugh.
http://www.carlashes.com/
D:
Why does every woman standing in front of a car with ‘carlashes’ look drunk and terrified? What kind of product message does THAT send?
Because they’re scary and you’d have to be drunk to get them?
I believe the pictures are supposed to convey “Ohmygosh this is so fun and I am a fun-loving person!” but the effect is deer-in-the-eyelashed-headlights.
What I want to know is, how can a car bra and carlashes go on the same general part of the car?
Is anyone keeping track of the autonatomy here?
Well, considering what ‘headlights’ are slang for, I think the bra folks are more technically correct. Technically.
I am now convinced the second woman is actually laughing at the sight of them … and drunk…
It’s also not very aerodynamic, is it? I mean, you’d lose a good .005 mph on your way to the party/crime scene…
I think the word used in this situation should be “hairodynamic”.
This really makes me want a car with a pompadour.
I didn’t think of that because I was on the batshit car…
However, now I’m thinking the wings are vertical because the lift they would otherwise provide might just pull you right up off the road…
But still, they could turn them front to back, and they’d only look asinine from the side…
Also, this icon should replace my other one in everyone’s minds…
I hit scary instead of sixth sense … I hate when that happens…
!!!!!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to mount a toupee of suitable proportions, made out of fake fur, on top of your car! Wait, there’s something that would be even better! Co you know anyone who has access to a live yak?
Well, I was going to say that I wanted a bumper sticker that says “Here comes the Shitmobile!” but now I want carlashes, too. I want to fuse all the styles and create the most obnoxious vehicle known to man. Well, the most obnoxious vehicle OTHER than a BMW.
You’ve got your work cut out for you!
Does that one have a Jacuzzi?
Well it’s a good thing I’ve got a lifesize bust of Rufus Wainwright.
Oh shit, that could put you over the top!
I knew if I waited long enough he’d be good for something other than snazzying up my piano. Well, that and babysitting the kids, of course.
So…hood ornament, right?
Sure, after I coat it in glitter and install a speaker so he can sing Judy Garland covers while I drive.
Poetic justice:
HAHAHAHAHA that is awesome.
I have neighbors who have one of those damn things. Ugh. It makes me want to punch things every time I drive by it.
Completely unrelated but I wanted to thank you for introducing the word “douchecanoe” into my vocabulary.
I got a response from a quasi-celebrity on Twitter after calling him one 😀
AWESOME.
Viva la douchecanoe!
I am just waiting for somebody to produce the female anatomical equivalent of TruckNutz. However, I have no idea how you would actually mount it.* Imagine a car with eyelashes AND one of…those. What would we call it? Vulvos?
*Not in that sense, you freaks.
Vuh-Jeep-Jays.
Volksginas.
That costs approximately $18.99 too much!
I think .99 might be the right price point. *I* still wouldn’t buy it, but at least then it wouldn’t be a massive rip-off.
I need these. I don’t care if you think I’m up Shitmobile creek in a douchcanoe without a paddle. I can use the bat wings to row myself to Moron Shore and speed away to Twatsville with my Cape of Assholery blowing in the wind. WHEEE
Your comment just caused the office-laughter-stifling maneuver known as ‘strangling chihuahua’ because that’s what it sounds like.
WHEEE
I can’t wait for the “sexy” version of this.
I was totally going to photoshop one but as it turns out, I don’t quite know where to put a thong on a car.
over the trunk, duh.
You can rest assured that I did not do that. LOL
hahahahah I was certain that you had no hand in it whatsoever, because YOUR work is awesome!
D’awwwww spankies 😀
Oddly enough, we don’t do business with Target (stores) because they rip off our stuff. But it’s funny what they WILL buy from other companies.
I’m still boycotting Target, anyway, but I’m always interested in what EVERY store puts out for Halloween, just to get decorating ideas.
…this car didn’t inspire anything other than snark.
How come you are boycotting Boutique Target?
They donated 150K to MNForward, a committee that’s backing an anti-gay-rights politician. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/08/03/2010-08-03_target_boycotted_for_donating_150000_to_mn_rightwing_republican_tom_emmers_campa.html
Target has apologized but hasn’t asked for their money back, so in my opinion, it’s just lip service. The company talks a big game about supporting equal rights but this action showed they don’t actually give a shit about anything other than stock dividends.
While it’s totally dorky and looks horrendous, I will point out that it fits right in with the Adam West version of Batman. ;D