I don’t know if this is an inappropriate blog topic or not, so, apologies if this is TMI: I just bought some new bras that do such amazing things I sort of want to motorboat myself. I finally have the coveted, patented Carrie Carter CleavageTM.
Also, when I asked the salesperson a question, she looked at my rack and said “Oh, we don’t stock those in double Ds.”
Bless her heart, that’s not even close.
pics or no one’s gonna believe you sorry
:*(
I just read 47 comments and no pics.
Pics or didn’t happen.
TITS OR GTFO
WAIT HOW THE HELL DO *YOU* KNOW MELLZAH???
Oh my god Mel why do all roads of my internet life invariably meet at the crossroads of your livejournal???
O___O
hahaha
I dunno, it just works out that way. The people you don’t otherwise know, knows–unless you already know him, in which case, it’s come full circle and everyone I know on the internet knows everyone else.
And my old roomate knows everyone else.
And I know through , truly all internet roads lead to your breasts.
I can’t tell if this means I’ve done something very, very right or very, very wrong.
In fact, without pics I refuse to believe you have boobs anymore. YOU TRADED THEM FOR SHOES
Pfft, if retailers would take boobs in trade for shoes, many women would be walking around rackless.
I would totally do this.
I might consider it, but they’d have to be some damn perfect shoes.
Do they have cannons attached?
Howizters, even!
That’s it, I’m becoming a drag queen.
I’ll do your makeup! 😀
Second best thing to having a transformation sequence!
How do you feel about glitter and feathered bangs? <3
lane bryant?
No, Victoria’s Secret. Their ‘miracle’ bra.
ah yes, expensive as hell, but nicely designed. also, does not come in my size.
They really don’t come in your size? I find that surprising!
hmm. 38fffff, or 40ddd. tell me they have *those*.
DAMN, GIRL. Is that hard on your back?
actually, no, but i suspect it will be someday.
I don’t know what I’d do with that sort of cleavage. The stuff I have just gets in the way as is.
Oh sure, Ms. I Have It Naturally, I could see how that could be a problem. :p
I just meant boobs in general! They’re a hassle! Always wigglin’ around and goin’ where they’re not supposed to, gettin’ in the way and catcallin’ miscreants…
I can’t say I’ve ever really had a problem with boobs getting in the way. I’ve never been able to have long fingernails, though, and my mind sort of boggles at the girls who do. If they get past the tips of my fingers, I can’t seem to do ANYTHING.
Fingernails
Yes, women with long fingernails fascinate and kinda repulse me at the same time. Typing with those things…how can that work???
I would like to see you motorboat yourself.
I’m afraid I might not have the neck flexibility required. 🙁
I would like to see you at least try.
Once it’s on youtube, it’s on the internet forever. :\
your 15 minutes! Hooray!
My 15 minutes have already come and gone, I’m afraid. I squandered them on a noodle commercial while I was in Taiwan.
Well those were your *Taiwan* 15 minutes. Your American 15 minutes are totally different.
I kind of want to make money via my American 15 minutes, then. Maybe motorboating can be my French Canadian 15 minutes.
We’ve all got our dreams.
There’s your holiday-of-choice present sorted, then: bus tickets to Montreal.
And gloves in case the bus gets cold.
Why is it not true that every person posting here didn’t include some form of “pics or it never happened”?
I think this travesty should be overcome by my insistence that there must indeed be pictures or I shan’t believe a word of it.
So THERE! Get with the proving.
Hush, hush, it is not yet Titmass Eve!
is it wrong to ask… wtf is carrie carter? google doesn’t seem to know.
A good friend of mine.
CHRIST.
Now you see why it’s a personal benchmark for all the girls who know her–my roommate once ran into the living room excitedly shouting “I’VE GOT CARRIE CARTER CLEAVAGETM!!”.
impressive………most impressive.
It looks as though you’re peering at them with a mixture of longing and blurriness.
I’m not in that picture.
Oh. Who is the chick in the addidas tshirt?
My friend Aisling.
There is a resemblance, albeit a blurry and indistinct one.
Hahah we have occasionally pondered whether or not we were sistas from anotha motha.
I need one of these magical bras! All mine suck except for one, which makes me look amazing as long as I don’t bend over… Then I just fall out.
HAHA I’ve had a couple like that, which is dangerous as I’m forever dropping things.
OMG I LOVE YOU. <3 <3 <3 <3
I love YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. <3 <3 <3
we both love eachother and we both love our breasts. we should totally get married and then cheat on eachother with boys. 😀
I believe your state doesn’t allow it. 😛
HAHA 😀 England DOES 😀
They also allow CHAVS in England!
eh? wots wrong with chavs? 😀
Oh, EVERYTHING.
I had a friend who motor boated his girlfriend in front of us, it was the most amazing thing ever
Inquiring minds want to know: just how large was this motorboating audience?
About 8
Did you all gather specifically to watch a motorboating performance, or was it a spur of the moment thing?
we gathered for drinking, the motorboat happened and then we all gathered to watch because it lasted for a good minute before she giggled him off her
I am apparently hanging out with the wrong people.
Not enough people have said it yet, so I must contribute. PIX PLZ KTHXBAI.
(I kid, sort of. OR DO I?????????)
cheers,
Phil
For you, one boobie.
Re: For you, one boobie.
Tit!
cheers,
Phil
Hee, a good bra is worth anything. And apparently Victoria’s Secret has realized this, because the things are so friggin’ expensive. And while I will lay down serious money for, er, German rock music, I still am leery of paying so much for something that I will wear. Boobilicious rack or not. I mean, German rock music doesn’t wear out! Look at Nena! They’re still playing 99 Luft Balloons.
Hahaha I prefer to think of it as an investment in keeping my rack uplifted against the ravishes of age, and then it seems like a bargain. XD
Very true. I might think the same if I was any, er, bigger. As it is, my sister got the double d’s, I just got the classic hourglass shape that has sadly gone out of style as I find out every time I buy a dress.
Hourglass is always beautiful and desirable! 😀 There are definitely designers that cater to your figure type, it’s just finding them. I dunno what size you are and I’m obviously more familiar with the ‘plus’ side of things, so if you happen to be plus, I can tell you that online retailers like Kiyonna and B&Lu make clothing that almost exclusively flatters hourglass shapes. I’m not digging on B&Lu as much as I used to–some of their stuff (tops particularly)has gotten a little more tent-y, but they’ve still got some cute, more tailored pieces.
Awesome. Now my shopping list consists of TWO things. 1: tits. 2: miracle bra.
Well, this is the time of year when miraculous things happen. Maybe buy the bra and Santa will fill it christmas morning? 😉
please explain “motorboat” in this context to a poor, naive englishman.
If you go to youtube and put in “motorboating” you’ll get it.
Pretty soon you’ll be a poor, naive australian–how does that feel?!
ah right. i also asked my resident canadian friend. who laughed in my face, THEN told me.
i’ll never be an australian. they’ll a little funny about things like that. especially with the english. but i know what you mean, and it’s getting very real, very quick. and becoming quite scary.
tomorrow our removals come…….SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Gold star, sir. Gold star.
I would just like to take a moment to say how impressed I am at your ability to say you are going to do a thing, like move to Oz, and then make it happen.
Re: Gold star, sir. Gold star.
You are too kind, dear lady.
I should add that your holiday accommodation is assured with THE WIFETM and I should you ever venture to antipodean shores.
Re: Gold star, sir. Gold star.
As far as venturing to antipodean shores goes, it’s not a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. 🙂 I’m thinking maybe next winter!
Re: Gold star, sir. Gold star.
RAD.
Be sure and get in touch! Make sure you get the right winter/summer juxtaposition correct to max out the weather in Oz!
I WILL OWN ONE. NOW. YES.
We can have motorboating contests!
what the hell. I was looking at new bras yesterday as well and cannot for the life of me, figure out what size I wear.
Get thyself to Nordstrom and get a fitting! Lots of girls wear the wrong size and wearing the correct size makes such a huge difference–I used to buy myself 38Bs and after they measured me, they determined that my proper size is 36C, which made a world of difference in finding bras that fit properly.
now..the letter is the cup size, yes?
and I will get a fitting soon. I had to pull a wire out of one cup because it was broken and pointy. ;/
Macy’s does a fitting to my boss tells me
Yes, the letter is the cup size, the number stands for the inches around your ribcage.
I hate stabby underwires. 🙁 Once you get some new bras that fit, handwash and line-dry your underwires will be less likely to snap.
I’m sure you can get a fitting at any department store, Nordstrom is just where I got fitted, and it was easy-peasy because they’re so good about customer service.
sweet. I’ll do it soon. yay for new under thingies! And comfort!