I am a consumer whore (and how!)

DADDY LIKE.

Crystal Head Vodka with a side of voodoo free, courtesy of Dan Aykroyd.

I want to stagger around in public drinking from the skull and then (after I’ve sobered up) build a ship in the bottle and include it in the pirate bathroom’s permanent collection.

32 Comments I am a consumer whore (and how!)

  1. echoeversky October 3, 2008 at 5:24 am

    Nice

    Yoink 😉

    I yoinked from Pandoras Box.. heh

    Yea it rocks.

    E.

  2. uncledisgusting October 3, 2008 at 7:11 am

    After finishing the vodka I was thinking of skull fucking the skull.

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm

      Please be sure to drill a hole elsewhere in the skull so that you do not have to explain to a fireman why your dong is stuck in a bottle.

  3. veni_vidi_lusi October 3, 2008 at 7:13 am

    I don’t even drink booze and I want that.

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:41 pm

      Ship some up to me from CA, I’ll paypal you the funds. 😀

  4. ex_hallways October 3, 2008 at 5:10 am

    holy crap, that is made of awesome dude. 😀

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:15 am

      It’s filtered through three layers of diamonds which is so unethical it’s AWESOME.

      1. ex_hallways October 3, 2008 at 5:29 am

        omg, are they BLOOD diamonds? because that would be so much more unethically awesome that i’d have to go out and buy a bottle just to display it in my home. and maybe with a photo of leonardo dicraprio’s face by it. TAKE THAT, YOU FUCKER. 😀

        im sorry..i really like that movie, but i hate that stupid git. 😀

        1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:34 am

          Pretty much all diamonds with the exception of lab-created ones are blood diamonds–so probably. EXTRA AWESOME.

          1. ex_hallways October 3, 2008 at 8:28 am

            i wrote to you my plan on Facebook about what we should do with this vodka if we had an excess of it. man, i’d love to break DiCraprio’s face in with one of those skulls. it would make my day. 😀

          2. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm

            A little ironic, yes? Cracking a skull WITH a skull?

          3. ex_hallways October 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm

            yeah, but it would feel SOOOOOO good and righteous! plus, i bet the vodka tastes good. i mean, its filtered through BLOOD DIAMONDS, man! teeeheeehehhe. 😀

  5. keebler138 October 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    That’s totally hot.

    And is Dan Aykroyd trying to indirectly promote the upcoming Ghostbusters game? Or perhaps he’s promoting Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull posthumously?

    I’m sorry, but it’s hard to see Dan Aykroyd and not think there’s some sort of joke involved. =P

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:43 pm

      I know, I thought the whole thing was just one of those wierd internet campaigns for non-products, but assures me that they sell it in a store near him.

      I heard that Aykroyd is *really* into all the paranormal stuff, which is why Ghostbusters was written in the first place.

    2. watchout5 October 3, 2008 at 2:42 pm

      you’re drinking Vodka out of a giant crystal skull, what more do you need?

  6. benzarius October 3, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Oooh….I can actually build a ship in a bottle… You’ve given me a wikkid cool idea.

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:41 pm

      Which means you can build ME a ship in a skull bottle, yes? 😀

  7. aquariumspast October 3, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    You just want somebody to say, “Hey, you can’t drink vodka out of a skull … do you have a hole in the head?”

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm

      That, among other things.

  8. agentdanak October 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    so, i didn’t notice any links to buy it. do i just go to the local and get some of this crazy?

    (i do not like vodka, but what a halloween prop!)

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm

      I checked the WA liquor site and it’s not stocked anywhere. I’ll be checking the Muckleshoot reservation this week; I have not yet found an online retailer unscrupulous enough to ship to Washington. One way or another, I’ll get my hands on it, but right now it reinforces my hatred of our state-controlled booze.

      1. agentdanak October 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm

        you can totally import booze. wine, at least. i’ve done it.

        1. admin October 3, 2008 at 8:28 pm

          Good to know. The sites I’ve found it on will not ship outside of their state.

  9. outdatedclocks October 3, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    You know, aside from the fact I hate vodka like burning (But I dislike most alcohol that is not a. rum, or b. in koolaid colours), the fact it comes in a skull makes it worthy of my money.

    However, I think my father would probably flip his shit if I went out and bought it merely because he did so when I got wine for Christmas. OMG, it’s like I’m legally old enough to drink or something! But he didn’t cry foul when I had a GIANT SHAKER OF DOOM of margaritas for my birthday. Apparently alcohol is only teh ebil in the house. Which is odd, as I’ve proved time and again that I have to ingest mad amounts of the stuff to be even counted as ‘slightly tipsy’. God damned Scotch Irish heritage…

    1. admin October 3, 2008 at 9:11 pm

      Maybe it’s the ‘mad amounts of the stuff’ that he takes issue with. 😉

      1. outdatedclocks October 3, 2008 at 9:22 pm

        Possibly. But then I’ve never drank enough to get to the slightly tipsy stage, let alone to the roaring drunk stage. Well, knowing me, the flirty I won’t shut up stage.

        1. admin October 3, 2008 at 9:27 pm

          You’d be surprised how close ‘flirty & talkative’ is to ‘roaring drunk’–one more drink usually does it for me!

  10. redrumpirate October 4, 2008 at 1:08 am

    ~~!@#

    I was at the Pirate Booty and thought of you. I almost got this pink skull scarf thing to wear for boobcancer awareness month. wooo~!@

    Also- pics or it didn’t happen.

    1. admin October 4, 2008 at 6:31 am

      Pics of what?

      1. redrumpirate October 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm

        err your Halloween outfit on Halloween. Sorry I wasn’t clear ;/

  11. mewelke October 4, 2008 at 6:54 am

    mmmm…bring us the precious lovely skull vodka. lovely lovely skully skully voddy voddy.

    1. admin October 4, 2008 at 7:07 am

      I firmly believe that the state of Washington is missing out on revenue by not stocking this fine beverage.

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