One positive side effect from being fired is that I now qualify for the state’s Take Charge program, which covers any and all birth control methods, including tubal ligation, which was NOT covered by my previous insurer. Woohoo! I’m going to get myself sterilized ASAP.
…There may need to be some sort of party to celebrate the fact that I’m never going to have kids. Yes. With fruity drinks with cocktail umbrellas and cupcakes.