Last night, Tristan and I went to see Dune at the Egyptian Theater. Nothing really says ‘fantastic evening’ better than Captain Picard riding a sandworm while guitars wail in the background, and I dare you to tell me otherwise.
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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Swamp Thing
I’m giving Lush’s Brazened Honey fresh face mask a whirl, though I’m really not certain if face masks/exfoliants/teeth whiteners ACTUALLY make my skin/teeth look prettier or if it’s just because compared to being covered in clumpy goop, ANY SKIN would look shiny/fresh/pretty.
Also, Fonz. EEeeeeeeeeeeyy!
Box copy is full of lies.
To switch things up at lunch, I bought a box of Truly Indian’s Aloo Matar, which is, according to the back of the box, ‘the paragon of authenticity’.
It smells like Chef Boy-Ar-Indian and sort of looks like it was ejected from Satan’s asshole. Blech.
Should I eat it? Please support your case with reasons why this should or should not be ingested.