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I’ll pile high to the sky, the bodies of my ex-lovers’ lovers, dye dye dye dye dye dye

I spent most of Sunday dyeing fabric for my Halloween costume–I started out with one box of dye for ~5 yards of fabric, which isn’t enough for solid, dark color, but I was looking to try and get a more mottled, aged effect. Dyeing turned out to be easy enough and relatively mess-free when one is careful, and while the fabric mostly turned out with the effect I’d hoped for, it was not nearly as dank and gross-looking as I wanted, so I ended up buying four more different-colored boxes of dye and putting it through two more dyebath processes. The result is fabric with a wonderful amount of color depth and variation and it should go nicely with the other fabrics I purchased.

I’m starting to get things pinned to my life size Mellzah voodoo doll, and while I don’t want to get my hopes up too high this early in the game when so very many things can go wrong, I’m thinking that this year’s costume should turn out to be pretty cool. I’m going for something of my own design instead of a cultural touchstone, which is sort of iffy because costumes tend to resonate more if it’s something that people recognize, but this way I get run wild with my imagination instead of trying to copy what someone ELSE’S imagination already conceived.

Tonight, I go to see The Flaming Lips at the Paramount–I’ve been a fan of theirs since 1997-ish and this will be the first opportunity I’ve had to see them live, so I am quite excited! I would be MORE excited if I hadn’t gotten up at the godawful hour of four-thirty am in order to get my ten hour workday completed in enough time to get to Seattle and hopefully get decent seats as the show is general admission, and also maybe cram a PoDog in my face on the way.

“Just so you know, I can’t stick you while you’re tootsie rolling.”

Yesterday mschilepepper came over and cut me out of my clothes.

After wrapping me in nearly 120 yards of duct tape, that is, to make a me-shaped dress form in order to avoid the sort of last-minute storm of cursing that tends to happen when I sew things according to a pattern and then discover it does not fit me in the slightest because the pattern was designed with a baby elephant in mind. Also, since I plan on doing a lot more free-form work on my costume this year, it will especially help to have a three-dimensional model of myself to pin things to, and then yell at, and then punch. It’s not QUITE right, I put some of my clothes on it and the waist on the dummy is a bit bigger, but it should absolutely suffice for my costume-making purposes this year. And for the cost of one t-shirt, two rolls of duct tape, a pile of little nickels, and a ‘thank you’ dinner for a friend who had to handle my ass, it was a damn good deal, too!

It is more than a little disconcerting to have a replica of my torso impaled on a post hanging out in my living room.

Also, yes, this does mean I have a stick up my ass.

HULK PAINT

On Saturday, I was stood up for a date by my supposed boyfriend. I waited and waited and waited for him to show up at my place, and he wouldn’t have ever even bothered to let me know he wasn’t coming. The only way I found out that he’d ditched me to have dinner with some other chick was because they both posted pictures of THEIR get together on the internet (GEE, IT’S NOT LIKE I EVER CHECK THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING), and full of rage and booze, I ended up painting my shower curtain, which I’d intended to do for some time, anyway.

Before:

After:

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It’s pirate-y and pleases me enough so that I don’t feel like I have to shake someone down in the street for the money to buy this insanely overpriced shower curtain. At least, for a while.

I actually haven’t posted any pictures of the pirate bathroom since I moved into this place a year ago, it’s quite different from the last place as I have MUCH less counter space here. So, here’s a quick photo-tour.

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Eventually I intend to have changeable phrases for the poster so that guests can switch things up as they like–I’ll get around to it at some point.