Poll #1737222 Nom or Vom: Your Delicious Guts Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 52
Would you eat this?
VOM VOM VOM 46 (88.5%)
Things to consider: Artificial strawberry flavor, squeezable marshmallow texture, fervently sucking at a rabbit’s head.
The Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast corndog–sasuages wrapped in maple-pancakes.
Poll #1642235 Nom or Vom: Sassage n cakes Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 70
Would you eat this?
VOM VOM VOM 32 (45.7%)
What’s the appropriate dipping sauce for these babies?
ketchup 1 (1.4%)
honey mustard 2 (2.9%)
ranch dressing 1 (1.4%)
gravy 4 (5.8%)
lard 5 (7.2%)
fuck you for making me contemplate this 25 (36.2%)
Poll #1630710 Nom or Vom: Mac & What? Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 44
Would you eat this?
VOM VOM VOM 29 (65.9%)
Technically, to be ‘Philly-style’, shouldn’t this be made with cheez whiz?
Oh god, I didn’t think cheez whiz could get worse until you raised the idea of FROZEN cheez whiz. 13 (30.2%)
This isn’t about the cheez at all, you wench! This is about your Philly-hate. How can you hate the city of brotherly love? 2 (4.7%)
Does it even matter? 8 (18.6%)
Shut up and get me a fork, I’m taking this beast down. 8 (18.6%)