It’s beaaaaaaauuutiful.

From the front, it looks like a cylon raider whose job is to make me brownies instead of extinguish humanity.

What should I make first?!?

I got home yesterday after finishing painting and cleaning my apartment to the point where it looks like I never lived there save for the hat which fell behind the hot water heater that I can’t figure out how to retrieve, and I was exhausted. Tired, and dirty, and hungry. Too tired to cook. Too hungry to graze on crackers. Too dirty to be seen in public.

So Jason ordered us a pizza, along with some special instructions.

And when the pizza arrived:

VICTORY

Hello internet!

We are making ice cream in the ice cream maker I got Jason for his birthday. Conventional flavors first, flavor abominations yet to come!