So the brontosaurus never existed. However, the Brontësaurus is still going strong!

This week’s soul portrait is Christopher575, creator of Dawson’s Coiffures, Great Seattle Bathrooms, and the giggle-snort-inducing SchadenFriday, and who has the best tattoos I’ve ever seen. Also: state-sanctioned newlywed as of today! CONGRATULATIONS! <3

I am loving The Hawkeye Initiative, which aims to point out how ridiculous ladyposes in comics are by replacing the female characters with Hawkeye, doing the same thing. Of course, I had to get in on the action myself. Here’s the ever-classy gravity-defying SPF 5000 Lady Death:

And here’s Hawkeye admiring his reflection.

Frankly, I don’t know which one of them is working the thong better.