I was watching the Miracle on 34th Street remake the other day, noticed that the actor who played Santa Claus was the same actor who played John Hammond in Jurassic Park and couldn’t help but wonder what a crossover might look like.

I can see it now: the cornucopia of random chef’s tools, the gaping maw of Fieri, the backstabbing between teams, and most of all, the glorious home drinking game.