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Category Everything is Terrible
Annnnnd this is why I don’t use Myspace anymore
Last night, I logged into Myspace for that brief moment to do my Internet Detective work. In those few minutes, I received this message:
Totally off the wall I know, but if I were to pay u 800 or something would you let me have a go at ur feet?
no disrespect!
just curious on what you would say
Please help me draft a reply. ‘Hell yes’ is not only unacceptable, but also boring.
An Open…Apology. This does not happen often.
“Dear Melissa,
Jurassic Fight Club: Season 1: Disc 1 was not available from your local shipping center. Fortunately, it was available from a shipping center in another part of the country. It’s on its way and should arrive within 3 to 5 days.
You’ll notice we also recently sent the next available DVD from your Queue to enjoy while Jurassic Fight Club: Season 1: Disc 1 makes its way to you.
Your Queue now shows this extra DVD rental. Enjoy.”
Oh, Netflix. All the nasty things I said about you yesterday behind your back because I wasn’t receiving my DVD about dinosaurs fighting and was instead receiving a mopey drama that I wasn’t in the mood for…forgotten. I’m sorry, baby. Let’s never fight again. Unless it’s with dinosaurs.