Date Archives July 2004

True Porn Clerk Stories Part VII

We make all of our notes, jotted phone numbers, and lunch orders on the backs of used notecards which had once been filed away to keep track of inventory.

Nothing says lovin’ like reading an order for Arby’s off of a card while the fast food clerk stares at you, wide-eyed, and you realize that the side of the card facing them says “Confessions of an Anal Queen.”