It all started with a ridiculously awful idea bellachiara6 had:

“Just so you know, I fully expect the babies to give the prayer at Thanksgiving. So start working on that. Maybe something like Shout At the Devil by Motley Crue.- Nicki Shout, shout! Shout at the Devil! Eat some mashed potatoes!- Gene”

So then, being curious girls with far too much time on their hands, we began to wonder–if Motley Crue were to put out a Thanksgiving album, what might it sound like?

This is what we’ve come up with:

“Now listen up She’s razor sharp If she don’t get her way She’ll slice you apart Now she’s a carving that turkey Passes the plates If you don’t like her stuffing You might not get any pie!” (Nicki)

“Too young (I’m too young) too young to not butter my roll….” (Mellzah)

“Kneel down ye sinners, to My turkey religion Stuffing’s been crowned the new king Cranberry sauce on the side Tomorrow’s leftover sandwiches Save the blessings for the final ring- AMEN

(take a ride on the turkey side!)” (Nicki)

“Plug me in I’m not deep-fried tonight Out of the oven again Turn me on I’m too hot to stop Something you’ll never forget Take my fork Baste my skin Sage rub’s on top tonight

No, no You better turn me loose You better set me free

Cause I’m hot, trimmed, and mostly fat-free A little bit jucier than I used to be” (Mellzah)

“I want you, I need you I want you to be mine tonight You need me, you tease me Use you up, throw you away You’re fire, taking me higher Don’t burn me, don’t let me down You need me now, I’ll teach you how Come on and go all the way Get a piece of your turkey! ah uh Get a piece of your turkey!” (Nicki)

“With his revere ware knife And his pastry chef pride The boy was a man before his time And she knew All their pumpkin pie dreams would come true” (Mellzah)

I hope that this has proved enlightening to you all. Sadly, I could probably keep going all night, but I’ve decided to show just the tiniest amount of restraint.

Now if you’ll excuse me, Nikki Sixx is going to have my legs broke.

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