This morning, I was cruising around on Facebook looking at photos that friends had posted, and found myself sighing over pictures of Diane. Diane and I were on exchange in Taiwan together, and she was a model before, but things really seem to be taking off for her now; it’s picture after picture of ‘this is me in a tv commercial in India’, ‘this is me on three magazine covers in China’, ‘this is me on a photoshoot in ____(exotic location here)___’ and she always looks so gorgeous and elegant and put together that it makes me feel a little wistful and sad, and yes, a wee bit jealous that I have never photographed well and will never experience her exciting, jet-setting lifestyle .
Then, I went to Starbucks to pick up coffee for the office, and as I was walking back to the car with my hands full, my pants fell down.
I should stop dreaming after ‘elegant’ and settle on ‘not humiliating myself in front of crowds of people’.
This last weekend, my parents both asked what I would like for Cthulhumas–all of a sudden, I’m thinking belts are a good idea.
Christ.
Remember there are only 48 more days til Cthulhumas….*grin*
I really need to get cthulhumas.com up and running.
Yes, you should. Speaking of which, I should get cracking on designing Cthulhumas cards for this year. 🙂
Speaking of which–is Cthulhumas how you found this journal? Just curious as to how people make their way to the dark side. 🙂
I think so, if my fuzzy brain can be trusted.
I think so, if my fuzzy brain can be trusted.
Speaking of which–is Cthulhumas how you found this journal? Just curious as to how people make their way to the dark side. 🙂
Yes, you should. Speaking of which, I should get cracking on designing Cthulhumas cards for this year. 🙂
I really need to get cthulhumas.com up and running.
Remember there are only 48 more days til Cthulhumas….*grin*
Look at it this way: pants falling down = sure sign of weight loss. SCORE.
You raise an excellent point, sir.
You raise an excellent point, sir.
Not to mention that pants falling down = presenting = sure sign of wanting to SCORE.
OH YES. TAKE ME IN THE STARBUCK’S PARKING LOT.
TAKE ME.
YOUR HOTNESS HAS CAUSED A TOTAL PANTS FAILURE.
PLEASE INITIATE SEXIN’ UP SEQUENCE IN 3… 2…. 1…
Best. Pickup line. EVER.
Best. Pickup line. EVER.
YOUR HOTNESS HAS CAUSED A TOTAL PANTS FAILURE.
PLEASE INITIATE SEXIN’ UP SEQUENCE IN 3… 2…. 1…
OH YES. TAKE ME IN THE STARBUCK’S PARKING LOT.
TAKE ME.
Not to mention that pants falling down = presenting = sure sign of wanting to SCORE.
Look at it this way: pants falling down = sure sign of weight loss. SCORE.
This is the danger of walking through a strong freak field with a freak magnet in your pocket.
How am I supposed to know when I’m entering a freak field? 🙁
‘You’re in close proximity to Rob’ would be at least one good indicator.
‘You’re in close proximity to Rob’ would be at least one good indicator.
How am I supposed to know when I’m entering a freak field? 🙁
This is the danger of walking through a strong freak field with a freak magnet in your pocket.
That’s precisely why mom always told you to wear clean underwear when you leave the house. YOU NEVER KNOW.
It makes me think that wearing ones with ‘YARRR!’ emblazoned across the back was not such a good idea.
Hey, at least you weren’t going commando style.
I got a tear in the ass of my less-than-a-year-old jeans the other day and had to wear my long, heavy leather coat all day to cover the bit-o-cheek that was exposed.
Now I REALLY understand the appeal of the coats we just purchased–with that extra-long ruffle across the butt, it covers up all manner of cheeky mishaps. 😀
Now I REALLY understand the appeal of the coats we just purchased–with that extra-long ruffle across the butt, it covers up all manner of cheeky mishaps. 😀
Hey, at least you weren’t going commando style.
I got a tear in the ass of my less-than-a-year-old jeans the other day and had to wear my long, heavy leather coat all day to cover the bit-o-cheek that was exposed.
It makes me think that wearing ones with ‘YARRR!’ emblazoned across the back was not such a good idea.
That’s precisely why mom always told you to wear clean underwear when you leave the house. YOU NEVER KNOW.
It is good news! You must be losing weight! 🙂
cheers,
Phil
And now everyone (including the hot guy at starbucks) knows. 😐
And now everyone (including the hot guy at starbucks) knows. 😐
It is good news! You must be losing weight! 🙂
cheers,
Phil
this, unbelievably, happens to THE WIFETM with some degree of regularity.
we have yet to establish why. though weight loss is, as has been previously mooted, the psychologically favourable if not most realistic reason.
I know some of my lady friends have that issue because they don’t have any hips or rear end. I have already established that is not MY problem.
I’m thinking that aliens with a pants-enlarging ray gun are toying with me.
this can be the only reasonable conclusion.
I like to think of myself as a reasonable person, yes.
I like to think of myself as a reasonable person, yes.
this can be the only reasonable conclusion.
Like in Idiocracy, I would venture a guess they were trying for a penis-enlarging ray along with a cure for anti-baldness gun but failed arriving at only the pants enlarging gun which they now use for cheap thrills.
I find this idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 😀
I find this idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 😀
Like in Idiocracy, I would venture a guess they were trying for a penis-enlarging ray along with a cure for anti-baldness gun but failed arriving at only the pants enlarging gun which they now use for cheap thrills.
I know some of my lady friends have that issue because they don’t have any hips or rear end. I have already established that is not MY problem.
I’m thinking that aliens with a pants-enlarging ray gun are toying with me.
this, unbelievably, happens to THE WIFETM with some degree of regularity.
we have yet to establish why. though weight loss is, as has been previously mooted, the psychologically favourable if not most realistic reason.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
YOUR PANTS TOTALLY PWND YOU.
I KNEW YOU WOULD LAUGH AT THIS. YOU….YOU…HARPY WHO FEEDS ON HUMAN MISERY!!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! HERE’S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! HERE’S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!
I KNEW YOU WOULD LAUGH AT THIS. YOU….YOU…HARPY WHO FEEDS ON HUMAN MISERY!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
YOUR PANTS TOTALLY PWND YOU.
Christ indeed
I’ll have to take a pic of the pumpkin I massacred at your party to cheer you up. (Yes, it’s STILL in front of my house…eeeww!)
Re: Christ indeed
EWWWWWWWW. Got you beat, though. There was a pumpkin that I fully intended to carve last year, but I ended up putting it on the back patio. All of a sudden, it was march and not quite pumpkin season anymore. Surprisingly, it didn’t smell…until it came apart as I was cleaning it up. Oh, spew.
Re: Christ indeed
EWWWWWWWW. Got you beat, though. There was a pumpkin that I fully intended to carve last year, but I ended up putting it on the back patio. All of a sudden, it was march and not quite pumpkin season anymore. Surprisingly, it didn’t smell…until it came apart as I was cleaning it up. Oh, spew.
Christ indeed
I’ll have to take a pic of the pumpkin I massacred at your party to cheer you up. (Yes, it’s STILL in front of my house…eeeww!)
Somehow the pans-fall-down thread seemed appropriate to say:
1. Hello
2. Bone pics!
3. >reference to boning/pants down<
4. When you make your next comedy appearance (planned, not impromptu) I’m going to try to make it. I won’t be able to make the 13th on account of a slight case of Minnesota. Alas.
1.Hello!
2.Finally posted!
3.Maybe we could see a movie. Maybe we could bone down.
4.Awesome! I’ll let you know! 🙂
1.Hello!
2.Finally posted!
3.Maybe we could see a movie. Maybe we could bone down.
4.Awesome! I’ll let you know! 🙂
Somehow the pans-fall-down thread seemed appropriate to say:
1. Hello
2. Bone pics!
3. >reference to boning/pants down<
4. When you make your next comedy appearance (planned, not impromptu) I’m going to try to make it. I won’t be able to make the 13th on account of a slight case of Minnesota. Alas.
Psst…..I think that you might be interested in the photography work of – she’s done some really great work with bands and portraiture. Plus she has “robot” in her username.
Thanks, I’ll definitely check her out!
Thanks, I’ll definitely check her out!
Psst…..I think that you might be interested in the photography work of – she’s done some really great work with bands and portraiture. Plus she has “robot” in her username.
“Then, I went to Starbucks to pick up coffee for the office, and as I was walking back to the car with my hands full, my pants fell down.”
If you were at the time carrying a grocery bag containing a stalk of celery, then you were a victim of a well known physics anomaly, known only as the Frahm Effect.
No celery in sight, and I wasn’t wearing lacy pink underthings, either. Now that I know the effects of that combination, however, I will be much more careful in the future!
No celery in sight, and I wasn’t wearing lacy pink underthings, either. Now that I know the effects of that combination, however, I will be much more careful in the future!
“Then, I went to Starbucks to pick up coffee for the office, and as I was walking back to the car with my hands full, my pants fell down.”
If you were at the time carrying a grocery bag containing a stalk of celery, then you were a victim of a well known physics anomaly, known only as the Frahm Effect.