Time to move.

Last night, I was working on embroidering a hat band for my Halloween costume while wearing some fuzzy flannel pajamas–the weather was particularly gross yesterday and flannel makes me feel warm and happy; now you all know where the whole grunge look came from and why it originated in Seattle. You’re welcome. In addition to the PJs, I was rocking out to some tunes on my ipod and wearing the top hat in question when Napoleon indicated that he had to go outside. Right now. So I threw on the closest shoes and rushed outside, dancing to the salsa blasting through my headphones and mouthing the words while Napoleon does his business…when I spot a neighbor smiling and waving at me while he gets out of his car. This isn’t someone I know, so I can safely assume it’s the equivalent of pointing and laughing. I must’ve looked quite the picture–flannel pjs with penguins printed all over them, cowboy boots, top hat, dancing like a damn fool, while attached to a dog in the process of marking his territory…

I’ve mocked my neighbors as white trash meth-smoking nascar-lovers, and yet somehow I’ve just turned into the insane one in the apartment complex.

I’m still cringing.

16 Comments Time to move.

  1. lamzydivy October 3, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    Classy!

    1. admin October 3, 2007 at 7:06 pm

      Genuinely classy all the time, that’s my motto.

  2. delicateman October 3, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    i think photographic evidence of said uniform is in dire need right now.

    i’m going to the Comedians Of COmedy show tonight.
    PATTON OSWALT – BRIAN POSEHN – MARIA BAMFORD – JASPER REDD – BRENT WEINBACH – SHENG WANG

    going to be awesomes.

    1. admin October 3, 2007 at 7:09 pm

      Photographic evidence doesn’t exist; Cthulhu help me if I ever get good enough at the comedy thing to have photographers following me around!

      HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT WAS IN TOWN!?! 🙁 🙁 🙁

  3. cheeserock October 3, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    LOVE It!!

    1. admin October 3, 2007 at 6:07 pm

      Are you laughing at my PAIN?!?

      1. variax October 3, 2007 at 6:13 pm

        Laugh IS pain. Anyone who tells you different is just dancing ouside in their pajamas and cowboy boots with a piddling dog.

        1. admin October 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm

          Oh, you are in for such a punching!

          1. kindofstrange October 3, 2007 at 6:25 pm

            It’s really Rob’s calling in life.

            He’s also good for headbutting.

          2. admin October 3, 2007 at 6:27 pm

            That’s good to know! I’ve never been much of a headbutter–do I need to practice, or should I just go for it?

          3. variax October 3, 2007 at 6:28 pm

            A running start helps.

          4. kindofstrange October 3, 2007 at 6:36 pm

            You stole my comment.

            *headbutt*

      2. cheeserock October 3, 2007 at 6:34 pm

        no way man, at the situation – i could see myself in the same thing.

        and the outfit is awesome that you could make that ensemble even happen!

        1. admin October 3, 2007 at 6:40 pm

          Such ensembles happen with greater frequency than I’d ever care to admit, because when I’m lounging around the house, I just don’t care what I’m wearing–I’ve mostly learned to check the mirror before I leave the house nowadays. 😀

  4. suspiciouskay October 4, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    I was wrong. THIS is how you should dress at your future wedding.

    1. admin October 4, 2007 at 3:29 pm

      See, I’m going for outrageous…obnoxious, even. What I don’t want on my big day is for elderly couples to walk by and say “Why, that’s such a nice retarded girl; her parents must let her dress herself.”

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