Last night, I was working on embroidering a hat band for my Halloween costume while wearing some fuzzy flannel pajamas–the weather was particularly gross yesterday and flannel makes me feel warm and happy; now you all know where the whole grunge look came from and why it originated in Seattle. You’re welcome. In addition to the PJs, I was rocking out to some tunes on my ipod and wearing the top hat in question when Napoleon indicated that he had to go outside. Right now. So I threw on the closest shoes and rushed outside, dancing to the salsa blasting through my headphones and mouthing the words while Napoleon does his business…when I spot a neighbor smiling and waving at me while he gets out of his car. This isn’t someone I know, so I can safely assume it’s the equivalent of pointing and laughing. I must’ve looked quite the picture–flannel pjs with penguins printed all over them, cowboy boots, top hat, dancing like a damn fool, while attached to a dog in the process of marking his territory…
I’ve mocked my neighbors as white trash meth-smoking nascar-lovers, and yet somehow I’ve just turned into the insane one in the apartment complex.
I’m still cringing.
Classy!
Genuinely classy all the time, that’s my motto.
i think photographic evidence of said uniform is in dire need right now.
i’m going to the Comedians Of COmedy show tonight.
PATTON OSWALT – BRIAN POSEHN – MARIA BAMFORD – JASPER REDD – BRENT WEINBACH – SHENG WANG
going to be awesomes.
Photographic evidence doesn’t exist; Cthulhu help me if I ever get good enough at the comedy thing to have photographers following me around!
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT WAS IN TOWN!?! 🙁 🙁 🙁
LOVE It!!
Are you laughing at my PAIN?!?
Laugh IS pain. Anyone who tells you different is just dancing ouside in their pajamas and cowboy boots with a piddling dog.
Oh, you are in for such a punching!
It’s really Rob’s calling in life.
He’s also good for headbutting.
That’s good to know! I’ve never been much of a headbutter–do I need to practice, or should I just go for it?
A running start helps.
You stole my comment.
*headbutt*
no way man, at the situation – i could see myself in the same thing.
and the outfit is awesome that you could make that ensemble even happen!
Such ensembles happen with greater frequency than I’d ever care to admit, because when I’m lounging around the house, I just don’t care what I’m wearing–I’ve mostly learned to check the mirror before I leave the house nowadays. 😀
I was wrong. THIS is how you should dress at your future wedding.
See, I’m going for outrageous…obnoxious, even. What I don’t want on my big day is for elderly couples to walk by and say “Why, that’s such a nice retarded girl; her parents must let her dress herself.”