Ride the SLUT

aka the South Lake Union Trolley.

Oh god this made my morning. I would totally wear a ‘Ride the Slut’ t-shirt. How did they not notice this before?

Maybe they could go back to calling that area ‘Cascade’ and then they could call it the Cascade United Northwest Transit System.

Oh, Seattle. I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And dying of laughter.

29 Comments Ride the SLUT

    1. admin September 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm

      T’ people at think geek be high, says I!

  1. wakare September 18, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    Call me Mr. Pragmatic, but such a t-shirt would only boost the power of your freak magnet. I’m sure it would make for even more entertaining LJ entries, though. 🙂

    1. faerieburst September 18, 2007 at 6:21 pm

      Call me Mr. Pragmatic, but such a t-shirt would only boost the power of your freak magnet.”

      You say this like it’s a bad thing.

      I say she should definitely snag herself one. And then get a friend to follow her around with a small camera to record the hilarity that is BOUND to ensue.

      God, I love this city.

      ~Aramada

      1. admin September 18, 2007 at 6:23 pm

        That is an excellent idea!

    2. admin September 18, 2007 at 6:22 pm

      I’m pretty sure my freak magnet doesn’t need any assistance; I’ve been on some dates recently that were like punishment from god.

    3. mewelke September 19, 2007 at 7:13 am

      This would be but a linking of ven diagrams of freak, dirtyrobot and Seattle transit… it could possibly be a even horizon that would swallow the world. The world has it coming,

      1. admin September 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm

        I, for one, would like to bring about the apocalypse.

  2. rimrunner September 18, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA

  3. darwinpolice September 18, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    I was deeply saddened by the fact that it’s not actually true. 🙁

    1. admin September 18, 2007 at 7:13 pm

      What do you mean, not true? They’re changing it to SLUS, yes, but up until someone pointed it out, it was SLUT.

      1. darwinpolice September 18, 2007 at 7:15 pm

        The first paragraph says that a spokesperson from Vulcan said that the story about the acronym is bullshit.

        1. admin September 18, 2007 at 7:26 pm

          That’s what any spokesperson says about something that retarded–no company is going to cop to it when everyone is pointing and laughing. Sort of like how Lindsay Lohan doesn’t go on benders, she’s ‘exhausted’ and has ‘no comment’.

          1. darwinpolice September 18, 2007 at 7:31 pm

            Pfft, I call bullshit until I see an official press release or internal memo with the acronym. This has the ring of a meme originating in a smoke-filled basement. 🙂

          2. admin September 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm

            You just wish you could ride the SLUT. Don’t lie. You bitter old man.

          3. darwinpolice September 19, 2007 at 4:53 pm

            I want one of those shirts so bad. 🙁

          4. admin September 19, 2007 at 7:04 pm

            Me, too. I think I might stop by there on Saturday to see if they’ve got any left.

          5. darwinpolice September 19, 2007 at 7:08 pm

            It’s South Lake Union. They’ll never run out of sluts. Those Hutch groupies are some horny tricks, I tell ya what.

          6. admin September 19, 2007 at 9:55 pm

            But all I wanted was a t-shirt, not an STD. 🙁

    1. admin September 18, 2007 at 7:28 pm

      We should connect them, then we’d have SLUTTTANK–just think of all the things we could do with a tank filled with sluts!

      1. lemur68 September 18, 2007 at 7:30 pm

        way ahead of you

        1. admin September 18, 2007 at 7:51 pm

          Just please remember to feed them this time. Dead sluts tend to raise eyebrows, even though they don’t have souls.

  4. scrapdog September 18, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    A group of engineering interns from the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology built that thing. Don’t trust it.

    1. admin September 18, 2007 at 7:28 pm

      hee hee. I love acronyms!

      1. scrapdog September 18, 2007 at 7:39 pm

        Acronyms? What acronyms?

        1. kindofstrange September 18, 2007 at 11:39 pm

          I… I can’t stop watching the icon…

          *twitch*

  5. shadowstitch September 19, 2007 at 2:04 am

    Hey, and I thought Bay Area Rapid Transit was bad!

    1. admin September 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm

      All they need to do now is set up Freemont Area Rapid Transit and we’ll be all set. 😀

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