At least they make your butt look good.

 

cenobite jeans

All of my jeans are Cenobite Brand Jeans. If they aren’t too damn tight when I buy them, they loosen up over the course of the day and they’re falling straight off. You’d think all of this junk would be able to hang on to a pair of jeans. You would be wrong. If I’ve got a pair that’s sort of OK, I will wear them until they fall apart before I even start to think about going jeans shopping. THAT is how much I hate it.