What do you suppose freedom tastes like? Is a ring inherently more freedom-y than other shapes?
One thing’s for sure: Freedom isn’t free.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
What do you suppose freedom tastes like? Is a ring inherently more freedom-y than other shapes?
One thing’s for sure: Freedom isn’t free.
Amazing—not only is freedom not free, but its cost is determined by weight! I guess that’s how the free market works. Another triumph for capitalism!
The product code is clearly referencing the Civil Rights Act of 1866: An Act to protect all Persons in the United States in their Civil Rights, and furnish the Means of their Vindication and also their Right to Purchase Freedom.
it seems that freedom can come in many different tastes.
Freedom tastes like corn syrup! And sugar from beets!
and artificial flavoring!
Freedom may cause allergic reactions!
and people with diabetes should not have freedom!
Freedom for all! Except people with peanut allergies, diabetes, food coloring sensitivities, quality diets as defined by the food pyramid and Cookie Monster’s song “cookies are a sometimes food” from which it can also be inferred that candy is a sometimes food, and those with aversions to ring shapes or gummi textures. But other than that, freedom for all!
FREEDOM FOR ALL!*
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom rings, FUCK YEAH!
I am really disappointed that it isn’t a buck-oh-five per pound.
It has to be ring-shaped, you know, like in the song? “From every mountainside…Let freedom ring…”
You are exactly right, I had forgotten about the shape mandates laid out in ‘Our Country Tis of Thee’. Along the same lines, is liberty strictly bell-shaped?
Is a ring inherently more freedom-y than other shapes?
I dunno, there are cock rings…
Handcuffs are also ring-shaped.
And then, of course, there are wedding rings, the antithesis of freedom… *rimshot*
I figured I would just start at the bottom of the barrel and work my way up this time.
The question is: what represents the Communist menace? Red vines?
Twizzlers pull-n-peels, because they can be pulled apart to share and share alike.
Holy moly! It’s the elusive Leather Jacket Mullet Moon, the precursor to Three Wolf Moon!
I’m more surprised that they changed the name of the French Rings Gummis, what with Bastille Day only a week away!
Shit, *I’m* surprised ‘Freedom Fries’ wasn’t more widely adopted.
The Freedom Onion Dip never even got a look in.
Nor did Freedom Onion Soup. 🙁
Douche-y Comment Alert
I hate to be all douche-y, but Bastille day is in July. This must mean I’m a freedom loathing truffle rooting pink piggy. I like French fries too, god help me.
three pounds of freedom please
5.53, please. Even freedom gets taxed!
UM EXCUSE ME NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, YOUR FREEDOM IS UNAMERICAN, REAL AMERICANS DON’T PAY TAXES
these gummi rings taste like communism
DON’T YOU THROW MY FREEDOM RINGS INTO THE OCEAN YOU GUMMIBAGGER!
NO I’VE GOT A BETTER IDEA
I’LL THROW GUMMI RINGS ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN
FEEL MY SUGARDUSTED RAGE
IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
are those freedom jelly beans holing up in that other container?
can i have those instead?
I believe those are ‘patriot beans’.
we need to get those beans some missiles.
I wouldn’t expect any less from Winco 🙂
wtf is whater?
see ingredient list.
It’s water that you’re not quite sure is contaminant free but you decide to use it anyway. Like, whaterever.
I’m thinking of those people out there who would put that sign at the border…
FREEDOM
NO SAMPLING PLEASE
And I seriously can’t believe something in this country still costs 1.68/pound…
But I want to try freedom before I buy it! 🙁