“See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
I just see his joining this group as a passive aggressive way to complain about his girlfriend. Either complain or STFU. Maybe he should quit flirting and calling it “being nice.”
“You need to date girls with higher self esteem” she says. Oh, it’s that easy to just leave and start dating someone. Because any woman is available, or sees what this guy is offering, or etcetcetc.
I prefer to cut the beast off at the head — just block all the facebook stuff that annoys me. Some people, places, and posts I’ve learned not to expect much from their constituents.
ur rite
“See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
THERE’S SOMETHING FUNNIER IN THERE
I just see his joining this group as a passive aggressive way to complain about his girlfriend. Either complain or STFU. Maybe he should quit flirting and calling it “being nice.”
…and I see all the relationships I had where I couldn’t even look at a woman without the person I was dating getting upset.
Solution: don’t date those people.
Seriously, I’d rather be alone than with someone who emotionally manipulates me to sever ties with friends. Of course, I am alone, so…
I took the purpose of the group entirely differently–I figured it was directed toward the people he’s NOT dating who get the wrong idea.
*edit* Durr. And I thought *that* because I have no reading comprehension.
Is he too sexy for his pants?
For me, I say no.
Then why are all these girls flirting with him when he’s just BEING NICE?
“You need to date girls with higher self esteem” she says. Oh, it’s that easy to just leave and start dating someone. Because any woman is available, or sees what this guy is offering, or etcetcetc.
I prefer to cut the beast off at the head — just block all the facebook stuff that annoys me. Some people, places, and posts I’ve learned not to expect much from their constituents.
But then I couldn’t be entertained in these small, petty ways.
Shityeah. Facebook is to petty, small entertainment as the Internet is to porn.
Her name is “Candis”? Hope that pole was sanitized first.
Sounds like Chris needs to tell everyone how irresistable he is, much less flirt with everyone. That’s every girlfriend’s dream guy, right there.