The hunt to find something the dog will not eat continues

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The hunt to find something the dog will not eat continues

I came home today to this sitting out in the living room.

Let’s ignore for a moment, just for a moment, that I eat trashy cheap food because I’m lazy (and trashy, probably, let’s be honest, here) and it’s cheap, and let’s focus on something else.

WHAT KIND OF DOG DOES THIS? IS HE SECRETLY A GOAT IN DISGUISE? Or a tiger shark?

DOG. I do not starve you, you little tin-can-chewing bastard!

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11 Comments The hunt to find something the dog will not eat continues

  1. madamecacoon November 13, 2009 at 6:09 am

    I found a pop-can like that once. Satin had chewed through it. Luckily it was sitting puncture side up and very little spilled. I think she was just fucking with me.

    1. admin November 13, 2009 at 6:25 am

      Maybe she was attempting to gift you by showing you she was your humble servant and would be happy to open a soda for you, should your hands be otherwise occupied.

      1. madamecacoon November 13, 2009 at 6:33 am

        Just like when she killed the evil bread beast and presented its corpse at my door, ready for consumption?

        Naw. If she was making an offering, she would have dragged it down the hall, which she thankfully did not do.

        1. admin November 13, 2009 at 6:38 am

          “Look, I made you half a sandwich!”

          1. madamecacoon November 13, 2009 at 6:41 am

            “I made you a bread, but I eated it” is more like it

          2. admin November 13, 2009 at 7:26 am

            Nonono, she poison-tested it.

  2. nihil_duce November 13, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Dog wanted a muthafuckin’ meatball it looks like.

    1. admin November 13, 2009 at 6:24 am

      Plus a little fiber.

  3. vurumai November 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Jebus, I’m a little scared.

    1. admin November 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm

      I know, he’s got to have adamantium teeth. 😐

  4. aquariumspast November 13, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    What I find weird is that he actually left the meatball and ate Chef Boyardee…

    Between that and the dildo, maybe guys’ fears are justified…

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