So, I finally got around to watching ‘Once Upon a Time in China’–I’ve only had it from Netflix for going on two months now. The movie synopsis on the envelope made me laugh:
“Fists and feet fly like lightning bolts when Wong Fei-hung defends a martial arts school from corrupt government officials, a renegade swordsman and an illegal slave ring. The finale, in an old warehouse, is awesome, with Li using every square inch of the structure in his intricate fight choreography.”
The finale…is awesome. Who wrote this copy? A twelve year old? I look forward to seeing more by this person: “Battlestar Galactica: Season 4.5: Robots and humans blow each other up and it kicks ass.” “Terminator 4: The explosions were like, way cool, and also totally sick, dude.” “Showgirls 2: Wow-de-dow I love boobies.”
Speaking of loving boobies, thank you to the anonymous benefactor who gifted me with three months of suicide girls time. I am now accomplishing nothing in my free time and I probably couldn’t be happier about it.
The Suicide Girls are going to be at The Emerald City Comic Con again this year *siiiiigh*.
I may even have enough nerve to actually LOOK at one this time around! Usually I just feel like… y’know… a dirty middle-aged hairy fat guy who likes to stare at the purdy girls. Like 82% of the people there.
I’m still debating about whether or not I’ll attend EC^3 this year. Mostly, I leave cons exhausted and in a nerd-punching mood.
Mostly, I leave cons exhausted and in a nerd-punching mood.
See, this to me seems like an incentive for you to go. Especially if you take pics.
Ah yes, keeping evidence of my misdeeds always seems wise. 😛
Mostly, I leave cons exhausted and in a nerd-punching mood.
See, this to me seems like an incentive for you to go. Especially if you take pics.
You say that as if it’s a bad thing?
I punch to kill, or at least maim. I’m not sure I need a criminal record. :\
If I can get my picture taken with Michael Hogan this year, that will settle it. If not, I’ll be on the fence probably until the day of the con.
I punch to kill, or at least maim. I’m not sure I need a criminal record. :\
If I can get my picture taken with Michael Hogan this year, that will settle it. If not, I’ll be on the fence probably until the day of the con.
You say that as if it’s a bad thing?
I’m still debating about whether or not I’ll attend EC^3 this year. Mostly, I leave cons exhausted and in a nerd-punching mood.
The Suicide Girls are going to be at The Emerald City Comic Con again this year *siiiiigh*.
I may even have enough nerve to actually LOOK at one this time around! Usually I just feel like… y’know… a dirty middle-aged hairy fat guy who likes to stare at the purdy girls. Like 82% of the people there.
3 free months of suicide girls
I think you just figured out what we’re doing Thursday night.
Re: 3 free months of suicide girls
Pfft. Thursday night is karaoke night. Want to come?
Re: 3 free months of suicide girls
Pfft. Thursday night is karaoke night. Want to come?
3 free months of suicide girls
I think you just figured out what we’re doing Thursday night.
Terminator still doesn’t sound like a good show…
Are you talking about Sarah Connor Chronicles? It’s actually pretty damn good*! 🙂
*Bear in mind with my rec that I love killer robots.
Are you talking about Sarah Connor Chronicles? It’s actually pretty damn good*! 🙂
*Bear in mind with my rec that I love killer robots.
Terminator still doesn’t sound like a good show…
no one ever game me three free months worth of fucking anything. not least suicide girls. though possibly a free dose of thrush was thrown in once, as i recall….
anyway: you hateful bitch, i can’t stand you any more. i am beside myself with jealous rage.
Perhaps if you weren’t such a sodding nancy, people would realize you liked boobs enough to justify giving you three months of titties as an anonymous gift. Just saying.
why, i’ve never been so insulted in all my life.
*huff*
*cloud of talc*
why, i’ve never been so insulted in all my life.
*huff*
*cloud of talc*
Perhaps if you weren’t such a sodding nancy, people would realize you liked boobs enough to justify giving you three months of titties as an anonymous gift. Just saying.
I got three months of somethin’-somethin’ for you, baby. 😉
you don’t state whether it’s free or not though?
Wouldn’t cost you anything moneywise. Sanitywise, well …
Wouldn’t cost you anything moneywise. Sanitywise, well …
you don’t state whether it’s free or not though?
I got three months of somethin’-somethin’ for you, baby. 😉
no one ever game me three free months worth of fucking anything. not least suicide girls. though possibly a free dose of thrush was thrown in once, as i recall….
anyway: you hateful bitch, i can’t stand you any more. i am beside myself with jealous rage.
i also want teh free pr0nz plz kthxxx
Wait, there was a Showgirls 2? I bet it’s even more un-erotic than the first.
Oh, I just made that up because I wanted to make a boob joke. My journal is rarely a reliable source of information, no matter what hack writers from the P.I. might have thought.
Oh, I just made that up because I wanted to make a boob joke. My journal is rarely a reliable source of information, no matter what hack writers from the P.I. might have thought.
i also want teh free pr0nz plz kthxxx
Wait, there was a Showgirls 2? I bet it’s even more un-erotic than the first.