What might panties with a double string of pearls on the tush indicate to a gentleman caller? What do they say to you?
IMPORTANT POLL
What might panties with a double string of pearls on the tush indicate to a gentleman caller? What do they say to you?
That she’s ready for your important pole to deposit still more pearls. C’mon, that’s what you were looking for.
That was one of the many conclusions Amy and I
came toarrived at, yes.Is this better or worse than the thong with the pearl butt floss?
I say this is better for (likely) comfort reasons, but they’d create a fug lump in the back of your pants/skirt…so actually, I’m undecided.
That’s why you wear a swing skirt.
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I’m just guessing.
~Aramada
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Guessing. Uh huh.
No, really, I believe you.
They say “I want a pearl necklace, too.” Ahow-how-how.
cheers,
Phil
But
tshe already HAS soooo many, are you sure she isn’t trying to say that it’s not necessary to shoot a load in her eye this time?It’s kind of like how the dogs all like to piss on the same fire hydrant.
AHAHAHA! Like target practice?
I need that magical CSI “enhance” button on my keyboard for this photo…
I know, my phone cam is awful. Hopefully my next phone has a better one. :/
I’m not a gentleman
But I think what you’re smelling is “class”.
Re: I’m not a gentleman
Did I mention they were crotchless? Because they are! I think that counts for a step or six on the ‘classy’ ladder!
“WARNING WARNING WARNING”
or
“I’m very unsubtle about my love of anal beads.”
“I’ve already done most of the work for you, just a little lower, and well, inside.”
To a gentleman caller, I think they’d say “I don’t have anal beads, but these will do. She only intended to wear these once anyway, so feel free to rip them. Don’t pull them out until she says the safeword.”
To me they say “I don’t have anal beads, but these will do. I only intended to wear these once anyway, so feel free to rip them. Don’t pull them out until I say the safeword. The safeword is ‘Horace Greeley’.”
My safeword is “Hedy Lamar”
Once again, I think you win!
YESSSSSSSSSS
just an alternative to the obvious pearl necklace. A pearl butt brace. Or maybe a high quality grab handle.
I wonder if they make noise? Then they could be butt maracas.
It says “useful handle” to me.
It doesn’t look all that sturdy to me, but is probably right–they were only intended to be worn once anyway, I think.
I’m thinking that these are the undies that “buisiness strippers” might don under their tearaway “suit”. Like maybe that sarah palin porn actress, for example.
Pinstripes and pearl butt floss go together like fat kids and ronald mcdonald!
Perhaps some horn-rimmed glasses. To really sell it.
BTW; yelp elite event coming up. Jan. 15. Interesteeeeeed?
FREE BOOZE!
Yes, I would love to go on a free booze date with you! Where’s it at?
The ballroom in Fremont.
From the email:
Join up with your fellow Elite for a Open Party Pre-funk and get a head start on all the action before everyone else shows up!
*Elites & their guests VIP Pre-Funk- 6:30PM
*Open Party- 7PM- 9PM
It’s time to ‘pleY with Yelp’ at the Ballroom in Fremont! Yes, that’s right. It’s Yelp Seattle’s Open Party and you, a guest or two are invited.
Let’s ring in the New Year right with some good fun at this Exclusive Party!
On the Menu for the Evening:
*The Ballroom’s infamous Pizza & DIY Ice Cream Sundaes
*Ballroom Vodka Lemonades & Ballroom Bourbon Ginger Cocktails
*Beer from Seattle’s beloved Laughing Buddha Brewery
*Free Pool & Wii Fun for everyone!
*Special Guest DJ/ Seattle Yelper Won M will be tearin’ it up for you, in- house spinnin’ tunes for your dancin’ pleasure!
*Meet the New PDX Yelp Ambassador Don B, as he’ll be whoopin’ it up with us, too!
The Ballroom also has a Photobooth, so be on the lookout for the Yelper with the ‘Special Nametag’. They’ll be supplying coinage for free pics during the par-tay!
We are going to have fuuuuuuuun, and you+me+booze+photobooth=TRUE LOVE
I RSVP’d! Me + 1. Boo yah.
It is going to be epic.
I sincerely hope for your sake that they have pudding at the sundae bar. And brownies.
Omg. And oreos. And hot fudge. ♥
See, baby? I know what you like!
Also, if I get hosed and punch any yelp douchebags, you can pretend to not be with me when the police arrive.
Omg. I love you.
I’ll park close for a swifty getaway.
If I weren’t so convinced that they would simply tear/snap (Oh, our world so susceptible to foibles of physical construction) I would say it’s for hot and rowdy cowboy action. Complete with “YEE HAW” or “YIPPIE KI YAY” depending on your choice.
They would go PERFECTLY with assless chaps, you’re right.
It would indicate to me that she’s way to out of my price range
What sort of undergarment would indicate that she’s IN your price range?
Point taken
I’m thinking plastic, as in plastic garbage bag.
🙁
You’re almost better off looking for a girl who goes clammando over a plastic garbage bag wearer.
Whether you meant to type “clammando” or not, that is my newest favorite word.
Oh, it was fully intentional. 😀
That would assume I’m looking :p
Hey, you said it, not me. 😛