Why so serious?

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Why so serious?

I really don’t think that Heath Ledger’s death should derail the bullet-train of awesomeness that Batman movies have become. But…who can pull off that deranged, mouth-too-big-for-the-face grin? Poll #1239425 The next Batman movie Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19

Who should replace Heath Ledger as the Joker?

6 (31.6%)

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47 Comments Why so serious?

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:09 pm

      Well, the eye-burning outfit is a point toward insanity on her part. Denim AND gingham? TOGETHER? :spew:

      1. pretzelcoatl August 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm

        I also demand that the next Batman movie with the Joker incorporates this:

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:46 pm

          HAHA

          WTF, is that a Batman dictionary? I want to see the definition of ‘Ovary’.

  2. mewelke August 12, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    You’re missing a photo of Laura Bush.

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm

      What are you trying to do, ruin Batman for me?

  3. Anonymous August 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  4. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Anne Hathaway all the way. She’s got more longevity in the franchise. Julia roberts is too busy getting married or avoiding getting married or other hilarity that is inevitably going to ensue…

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:27 pm

      Who wants Lyle Lovett’s sloppy seconds?

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm

          He’d better hope that hair thing isn’t catching.

          1. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:30 pm

            hahah… Lyle Lovett was cool in the New guy.

  5. wakare August 12, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    I want to see Kevin Spacey as the Riddler, basically playing his character from Seven.

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm

      ooooooooh, good one!

  6. irrationalrobot August 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Not my original idea, but Micheal Keaton. The Batman from 1989 as the Joker of 2009:

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm

      Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Nice!

  7. suspiciouskay August 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm

      :shudder:

      1. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm

        That’s what I was thinking, too.

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm

          I’m pretty sure his audiences just sit there for the hour he’s onstage, shivering in revulsion. It’s the new super-diet!

          1. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm

            He’s truly the most frightening person I’ve ever seen.

          2. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm

            I dunno why he’s never been cast in a horror movie, honestly.

            I *loathe* prop-comics.

          3. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm

            Meeee toooo. I can’t stand that guy who has those ventriloquist dummies… he’s got a special on Comedy Central now and again. It’s like… dude, aren’t you funny enough without your toys? Now you have to hide behind crap to get people to laugh? Physical comedy was never my favorite either – Throwing yourself down a flight of stairs for a laugh isn’t funny. It’s stupid.

          4. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm

            Hmmm. I generally like physical comedy; I think guys like Jim Carrey who can contort their bodies can be awesome. But I think a bigger part of me just likes watching people get hurt, which is why I find Jackass to be both entertaining AND comforting.

          5. leighhyphenanne August 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm

            HAHAHAHA… Okay, you make a good point. Watching Jim Carrey kick his own ass in Liar Liar was one of the best points in my life. He’s like a walking cartoon – short of sound effects. But…generally speaking, its best left to the professionals. None of which include carrot top.

          6. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:59 pm

            Motion to ban Carrot Top from ever performing again? PASSED.

  8. iamthedarkangel August 13, 2008 at 12:28 am

    I’d vote Julia Roberts for this photo alone:

    1. admin August 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm

      If Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway had a baby together, do you think that it would pop out of the womb a fully-formed Joker or something even scarier?

      1. iamthedarkangel August 14, 2008 at 1:13 am

        While I find Anne Hathaway attractive, I think if the two were combined we’d have a canadian from southpark with their beady eyes and their flappy heads.

        Maybe something like this:

        1. admin August 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm

          I’m pretty sure Canadian genes don’t just erupt from nowhere, like a mutation.

          1. iamthedarkangel August 14, 2008 at 11:38 pm

            THEN YOU’D BE WRONG! Canadians are like a cancer on the head of North America! BLAME CANADA!! 😛

            I didn’t say it’d actually be Canadian, just that it’d have the beady eyes and big flappy heads like the canadians from south park.

  9. cheeserock August 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    wow – i was all for anne hathaway til carrotop showed up. him ALLLLL the way.

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 5:44 pm

      Not only does Carrot Top suck, but now he’s ruining my poll! :shakes fist:

      1. hotshotrobot August 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm

        This photo:

        Ruins my pole in ways sub-zero temperatures have not yet even conceived.

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm

          I believe a sand dune just developed in my underpants.

          1. admin August 13, 2008 at 8:01 pm

            I honestly can’t decide what disturbs me most about that picture. And it pains me to say that I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and still can’t come to a conclusion.

          2. jessetastic August 13, 2008 at 8:13 pm

            It’s just wrong in almost every single way.

            I don’t think you need to specify what exactly makes it wrong, just move on and never think of it again.

      2. poetrix618 August 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm

        Carrot Top ruins everything.

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm

          I *really* don’t get how the guy draws a crowd.

  10. lemur68 August 12, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm

      …who or what the hell is that?

      1. irrationalrobot August 12, 2008 at 6:45 pm

        Smile on your face, six miles wide

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 6:53 pm

          I don’t have a David Lee Roth haircut. 😛

      2. lemur68 August 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm

        Jani Lane from the Cherry Pie video. I thought you knew your ass metal!

        1. admin August 12, 2008 at 7:31 pm

          Sadly, I don’t know ass metal videos all that well.

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