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Today, as I drove to work in bright sunshine under clear blue skies, my windshield was pelted with droplets. This would be merely unusual and not cause for a face of horror and concern were I not driving directly behind a Honey Bucket<\/a> truck.<\/p>\n

The name Honey Bucket alone in reference to a port-a potty makes me want to (a)retch and (b)never consume honey again.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, Winnie the Pooh<\/em> makes sense.<\/p>\n

AND IS SO GROSS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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